Jokes

[peter 0]

Well...There wasn't a thread so I thought I should make one....

Post em up B)

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?

A: Nothing. They've never met

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?

A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A: The mosquito stops sucking after you smack it.

Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"

A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"

Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?

A: She was run over by the zambonis machine

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: Why did the blonde have square tits?

A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

What type of prize did you win?

A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming, "I won a motor home! I won a motor home!"

The waitress runs over and argues, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stero system!"

The blonde replies, "No. I won a motor home!"

By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as one of our prizes."

Again the blonde says, "There is no mistake! I won a motor home!"

The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Brain transplant

"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.

"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."

[devilsrule711 0]

there was a HUGE topic back about jokes use the search tool at the top of the page

Welcome to MSH

[forsberg91 0]

Here you go

http://www.modsquadhockey.com/index.php?sh...=funniest+jokes

[peter 0]

Dang gosh...Can someone bring me my chapstick?