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Clark12

Be careful what you do with invoices...

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Yesterday I purchased a Warrior Mac Daddy online whilst I was on my lunch break in work. I decided to print the invoice so that I would have a record of it.

Working in a small office, we only have the one printer which is on the ground floor and being a lazy sod, I decided to wait until I needed to go downstairs (I work on the 2nd floor) before I picked up the invoice.

Anyway I totally forgot about printing the invoice until I came into work this morning and it was on the notice board with the words 'Warrior Mac Daddy' circled with the sentence, 'Clark what have you being buying you dirty sod' written beside it.

I'm sure you can all guess what my workmates thought I was ordering, I'm just glad I didn't get the Nipple Grip version :lol:

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Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but . . . every once in a while . . . it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership. In the even of a dildo, we have to use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo.

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Imagine trying to register a couple of AK 27's at the airport...

haha, i can imagine the TSA guy saying "sir, please step aside were going to have to do a cavity search"

Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but . . . every once in a while . . . it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership. In the even of a dildo, we have to use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo.

WHAT?

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Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but . . . every once in a while . . . it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership. In the even of a dildo, we have to use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo.

WHAT?

Fight Club

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