So my roommate just hooked up with my girl

[DamnLocust 0]

that's why you attack from opposing ends.

[JR Boucicaut 3802]

That's so kewl.

Now that you know she's into both of you, the two of you can tag team and hi five from each end and stuff. You'll have drinking stories for years to come and fond memories for the rest of your lives. Oh to be young again...kids now a days are so wild. B)

How about NOOOO Scottie!!!

Then you have the unfortunate event of your balls slapping back and forth together. My personal standing rule......one sausage per bed.

And that's why we close the thread.

Things are funnier when they are alluded to.