A grown-ass man at the gym threw an actual, honest-to-god, screaming fit over his membership not including towel service. (or rather, being gently reminded that his membership did not include towel service.) He was so infuriated by the enforcement of a policy that he was already aware of, he cancelled his membership, and has dispatched his friend to complain to the higher-ups.
Ambulance crazy has nothing on retail crazy, man.