Ahriman

Banging a crazy chick is not "arms length" unless your hung like 5 horses.

Actually, it's ok to screw crazy. You just don't marry crazy. You'll miss out on some fun times if you're that strict. Giving "the crazy" access to your house, finances, or sperm will only lead to your life being ruined one day. Prehaps you have a lower bar for what qualifies.

Is the best friend hot? Might as well sleep with her now if you're already paying for it. She's pretty hot, under entirely different circumstances I would definitely try to talk to her and sleep with her without a doubt. But in my mind it just doesnt seem like the right choice, i'd rather her think that it happened then be told otherwise and forgive me, than to actually sleep with her and deal with all the drama that would bring to the table. One day you will learn the #1 rule: Don't stick it in the crazy.

from what I've seen, my collection is not even close to what some on this board have accumulated. I have two pairs of inline skates, one good, one for outdoor rinks, and two pairs of ice; my 9ks that I use regularly, and the Shift 2s I bought to try out. But, that's besides the point... that was a whole lot of money going to the dump if I hadn't come home in time. most of those people own the house they put that stuff in :P

You had me on your side til you said you had enough gear to field a 5 man unit.

Sad. You should have.

this is why god invented the double slap.

In my old shop I can promise you that there would be 6 pairs of skates walking out with 1/2 sharpening. Then again, I wouldn't spend money there for any reason if I could avoid it.

Honestly, I have always much preferred king of the hill to the simpsons, south park, family guy .. any of those shows. Its on a whole different level. Its humorous using real life situations, not drawing off potty humor, politics or celebrities like so much stuff out there. It's the most like a "normal" sit-com. Politics and celebrities aren't real life? :P Then again I hate non-animated sitcoms for the most part because I can forgive the deep seated flaws of a yellow skinned cartoon man with stubby fingers while the cast of Seinfeld etc actually are people I would never want to be friends with anyway.

Funny you should mention King of the Hill. KotH stands out in my mind because never has there been a show with characters who have such good personal relations with each other that I just didn't get around to watch. Plenty of shows have had great characters with interesting realationships that you cared about but for some reason I could always bring myself to watch them way more reliably than King of the Hill. The final episodes though were amazing, loved the way Bobby and Hank's relationship worked out.

Yeah, casually commenting in conversation that he totally fucked up a $300+ purchase is really the way to go about it. Great job.

I'm up for watching the special. That said, I'd take each and every member of The Simpson family out back and shoot them all in the face letting them fall into a shallow grave if it meant Futurama would have gotten to stay on the air properly.

Ever seen Fern Gully? It looks like Hexas, when he's a tiny slime ball, but with dark purpleish blood around it. It is also fairly hard, but squishy; the only definition I have for it is "ultra dense jello"

Not sure why I'm putting this in the venting thread, but it has to go somewhere and I'm not making a thread for it: My dog literally just coughed up a piece of cancer from his lungs. Playing at Dr. House with google tells me this isnt completely unheard of but I seriously just don't know how to feel about it. I bagged it and it's sitting in the fridge in case the vet wants to look at it. I have cancer in my fridge.