Ahriman

Banging a crazy chick is not "arms length" unless your hung like 5 horses.

Actually, it's ok to screw crazy. You just don't marry crazy. You'll miss out on some fun times if you're that strict. Giving "the crazy" access to your house, finances, or sperm will only lead to your life being ruined one day. Prehaps you have a lower bar for what qualifies.

Is the best friend hot? Might as well sleep with her now if you're already paying for it. She's pretty hot, under entirely different circumstances I would definitely try to talk to her and sleep with her without a doubt. But in my mind it just doesnt seem like the right choice, i'd rather her think that it happened then be told otherwise and forgive me, than to actually sleep with her and deal with all the drama that would bring to the table. One day you will learn the #1 rule: Don't stick it in the crazy.

from what I've seen, my collection is not even close to what some on this board have accumulated. I have two pairs of inline skates, one good, one for outdoor rinks, and two pairs of ice; my 9ks that I use regularly, and the Shift 2s I bought to try out. But, that's besides the point... that was a whole lot of money going to the dump if I hadn't come home in time. most of those people own the house they put that stuff in :P

You had me on your side til you said you had enough gear to field a 5 man unit.

Sad. You should have.

this is why god invented the double slap.

In my old shop I can promise you that there would be 6 pairs of skates walking out with 1/2 sharpening. Then again, I wouldn't spend money there for any reason if I could avoid it.

Honestly, I have always much preferred king of the hill to the simpsons, south park, family guy .. any of those shows. Its on a whole different level. Its humorous using real life situations, not drawing off potty humor, politics or celebrities like so much stuff out there. It's the most like a "normal" sit-com. Politics and celebrities aren't real life? :P Then again I hate non-animated sitcoms for the most part because I can forgive the deep seated flaws of a yellow skinned cartoon man with stubby fingers while the cast of Seinfeld etc actually are people I would never want to be friends with anyway.

Funny you should mention King of the Hill. KotH stands out in my mind because never has there been a show with characters who have such good personal relations with each other that I just didn't get around to watch. Plenty of shows have had great characters with interesting realationships that you cared about but for some reason I could always bring myself to watch them way more reliably than King of the Hill. The final episodes though were amazing, loved the way Bobby and Hank's relationship worked out.

Yeah, casually commenting in conversation that he totally fucked up a $300+ purchase is really the way to go about it. Great job.

I'm up for watching the special. That said, I'd take each and every member of The Simpson family out back and shoot them all in the face letting them fall into a shallow grave if it meant Futurama would have gotten to stay on the air properly.

Ever seen Fern Gully? It looks like Hexas, when he's a tiny slime ball, but with dark purpleish blood around it. It is also fairly hard, but squishy; the only definition I have for it is "ultra dense jello"

Not sure why I'm putting this in the venting thread, but it has to go somewhere and I'm not making a thread for it: My dog literally just coughed up a piece of cancer from his lungs. Playing at Dr. House with google tells me this isnt completely unheard of but I seriously just don't know how to feel about it. I bagged it and it's sitting in the fridge in case the vet wants to look at it. I have cancer in my fridge.

She also had to consult with him if it was worth the money to have them expedited, you know because its expensive, but they dont want to miss their trip to jolly old bolivia or whatever the hell they were going. Oh and she should write a new check because she needed a check for EACH form, not 1 payment for the 4 of them and hey can I freshen up your tea and get you some more snacks because it looks like you're really enjoying yourself catching up with your old friend the $12 AN HOUR POSTAL WORKER ABOUT HOW CONFUSING THE FORMS ARE. Not that I was upset waiting or anything.

Sat 45 minutes waiting at the post office. Some dumb bitch was filing for passports for herself and 3 kids. She just brought blank forms and had the clerk fill everything out for her. There was no second clerk.

I hate you so much. Can I buy you a beer?

Correct. Yeah, but how many people would call up Visa after being "outraged" at a store trying to say there is a minimum charge for cards - and then visa actually investigates and does something about it. I can think of at least 5 restaurants I've had lunch at in the last month that had a "$X minimum charge on credit cards" at the register. Just because there is a lot of them doing it doesn't make it right. I never carry cash, and there are lots of times I want to grab a bottle of water, or a bagel and need to use the card. I'm not paying for stuff i dont want or need just to make it to $10 or $15. So you're the guy that annoys the rest of us folks in line behind you. "Make it right" - your applying ethics to business; you know because is required. "That guy" - Dont get me wrong, everyone should carry at least $35 in cash walking around if they plan on buying anything; but you know what, at most places, swiping a card is faster than the monkey behind the counter counting 74 cents in change. Either way, if you're raging at them, just take a breath and realize it doesn't affect your life in any way.

Correct. Yeah, but how many people would call up Visa after being "outraged" at a store trying to say there is a minimum charge for cards - and then visa actually investigates and does something about it. I can think of at least 5 restaurants I've had lunch at in the last month that had a "$X minimum charge on credit cards" at the register.

congratz, now next you gotta get into ea and actually make a big upgrade on the nhl franchise :P EA? Do you hate him or something? No one wants to work for EA. EA is where game programers go to die.

You are an employee of Bungie? OMG CAN YOU SIGN MY BREASTS? seriously. Marathon is what got me to play video games on a computer.

Got CT scan after my dog coughed up some blood after a run last week. Vet tells me the cancer we removed from my dog's tail in august has metastasized to his lungs. He's only 4 and even if we give him chemo he wont live to see 5. I feel like throwing up.

Here's one of my favorite unwritten rules: If you use chew while hanging out on the ice and you spit onto the ice - you are, by law, required to scrape at it ineffectually with the tip of your stick blade for a few seconds. At least that seems like the rule to me.

The whole idea behind the SD bag is so you can air out your equipment while in the bag. Its a unique feature. That feature comes at the cost of mobility, price, weight and size. If I had my gear in one I really wouldn't care what people say about it but then again I wouldn't want to carry that monstrous thing around either.