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I got this as a bulletin on myspace...does anyone believe it?

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C.

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.

Professionals...built the Titanic

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group

that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

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Psst. Pass it on.

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Well he never cheated on his wife - but then again he NEVER slept with his wife either...

Wasn't his wife like 15, 16? I remember reading that last year when we were studying Hitler Youth.

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Nope. She met him when she was 17 but that was way before everything.

They didn't live together because Hitler thought that by giving the impression of being single would get him more votes. They were never seen in public together. They got married in 1945 and committed suicide later on in that year...

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Well he never cheated on his wife - but then again he NEVER slept with his wife either...

HE was also a veggie man, and a non-drinker. Drank once when he was 15, when he was able to drop out of school for bad grades, as a celebration...and then vowed to never do it again

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from what i have read up on Hitler and the Holocaust (I like that section of History, it's the only thing that really interests me, and I am probably the least racist person you'll meet, but when it comes to one of my friends, it's a different story...it's sad though cuz he will turn out to be a bad kid. But anyways, back to the story), but Hitler would always play war games when he was younger, but rather than him putting people into camps, he would rescue them. he was a big help in the army, although he was very weak physically (which is why the army did not want him in the first place), he was very smart and was able to carry supplies back and forth, allowing him to gain the "great war hero" aspect. but then, it all turned bad, and he turned into the evil one we all know him as, but no one really looks at what he was like younger...you would never think of him to do this kind of thing...but like the saying goes, you can never judge a book by it's cover...

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LOL thats queit good!

For the first question i would have said nothing

For the second question i picked hitler! Although i thought he had an affair with someone :huh: but i don't know who

And shouldn't those people be kicked out of the "United States Congress"

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Hitler has not been a war hero. In World War I he has been a simple private first class, his only minor decoration had been for sustaining an injury during battle.

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it's amazing what you can find out on one of the most hateful politicians in the world, it's amazing how much weird stuff you can find out on him

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