BK 0 Report post Posted May 22, 2006 What do you call I deer with no eyes?A: No eyed deer.. What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?A: Still no eyed deer..Why did the ref stop the leper hockey game?A: There was a faceoff in the corner.A blond, Brunette and Redhead all sneak into a barn. After looking around a little bit they hear the farmer coming to check up on what all the noise from the barn was. They all grab potato sacks, cover themselves and hide in different corners. The farmer walks in and sees a potato sack in a corner move (the brunette), he walks over and pokes the sack with his shotgun. The Brunette says "meow, meow, meow" and the farmer thinks "kittens.. thats whats making all the noise". But then he sees another potato sack moving (the redhead), He pokes it with his shotgun and the redhead says "woof, woof, woof".. The farmer thinks that his dog sparky might have had puppies and leaves that sack be. Just before he leaves he sees a 3rd potato sack moving (the blond). He goes to that one and pokes it with his shotgun, the blond thinks for a second and says "potato, potato potato".What do you call a dog with no hind legs and iron nuts?A: Sparky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
knights91 0 Report post Posted May 22, 2006 Well, it's not too funny, but what can you expect when your grade 11 law teacher tells you this! What do you a call a Mexican with a rubber toe? ...Roberto (Rub-er-toe) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vapor 0 Report post Posted May 22, 2006 Well, it's not too funny, but what can you expect when your grade 11 law teacher tells you this! What do you a call a Mexican with a rubber toe? ...Roberto (Rub-er-toe) that joke was worded TERRIBLY. You gave away the punch line before you got the joke out...maybe something like what do you call a mexican with a tire on his foot? Its a bad joke to begin with... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
knights91 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2006 I just told it how I heard it, sorry dude! You're right though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
