analog999 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 A Central Ohio man allegedly told police that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys. Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna, Ohio, police about his affection for urine. Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom. "He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said. Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves. Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend. "Listening to him describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said. According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years. "He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said. Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mack 44 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 I had heard about that and still can't believe it or lose the shivers from that. I can only imagine that freak coming from the same place that birthed Manson and Dahmer, as well as the Cavaliers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nelly 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 I just lost my lunch.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oberon 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 That is disgusting and creepy, but what was he charged with? Does Ohio have an obscure law on the books against consumption of urine? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rustybender 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 We were talking about this at work yesterday...freakin creepy. God only knows what other horrible "addictions" this guy has. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yipperzz 28 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 what the hell?? that's nasty...i hope he gets the beat down in prison Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chara3 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2006 I just lost my lunch.... Im not paticulary interested in finishing my cheese bagel right now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
All Torhs Team 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2006 what the hell?? that's nasty...i hope he gets the beat down in prison Lets see what he does with a urinal while sharing a cell with an inmate named Bubba :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nacho 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2006 That is so disgusting and horrifying. If I was in jail I would kick the living shit out of him when he gets in there. What a creep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mack 44 Report post Posted March 2, 2006 wait...where's heisman? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
