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I can smell that mugshot.

Techniflex elbows and shouldies. Smell puts them at around 20something years old. If I could find any damn blades I'd rock the A/Cs but I'm all out.

Man, I usually get my word jumble puzzles in the Sunday paper.

The only problem I've had with mine is they sometimes get ice on them.

Apparently I clicked on the Spoken Word Poetry thread.

Daoust 501 Vapor 10

Some that, some superstition, but mostly it's weight and I preferred shafts. I'm a grown man so I've never become fully engorged when companies come out with a stick that's lighter by some infinitesimal amount.

1)Easton A/C 7100 2)Bauer One95 3)Easton Griplite 4)Easton Hull MM Z-Bubble 5)Gold Synergy Grip

Let's not forget his role as the voice of Shredder in the TMNT cartoon. RIP, big guy.

I hope you didn't go to Tootsie's.

Judging by the style of it, I hope it's from 1991.

Ewww, you used a toe curve?

All right then. Wolverine sleeping. Jesus Christ this cat is always sleeping. Jean Grey's dream ghost bullshit is a bigger presence in this thing than any real villain, because we literally don't find out who the villain is until the last 5 minutes and then the villain gets beat by someone else. Just think about that for a second. If someone was to ask you to make a Wolverine movie, what part of the above would be a priority, if any of it? Where the hell would you ever put that down on paper as a bullet point when deciding how to spend like $100,000,000+ making a blockbuster movie? "I want Wolverine to have tons of nightmares, sleep a lot, then fight on a train, and then get shot with a bunch of arrows, and then finally fight the bad guy, and be worthless, and then the bad guy will get killed by someone else who is not the goddamn title character of the movie." I liked when he got his powers back. I thought maybe he'll jack people up for real now instead of slicing one guy and getting shot and slowing down and then going to sleep while women pull bullets out of his massive pecs for the majority of the movie. But then he effs up some guys and it's that shaky cam bullcrap. Not cool like when he goes berzerker in the mansion in X2. Jesus, someone just give me that for 90 minutes. Then it's like final showdown and it seems all Kurosawa and man, the potential is there. Dudes with bows and arrows and chains; the potential for rain. Then I realize, this director doesn't like Wolverine doing things--he likes Wolverine in pain. The whole purpose of this movie is just showing him never getting a good night's rest and getting shot and being in pain. Seconds later, we are treated to Wolverine getting shot with 50 arrows and not fighting anyone but just crawling and once again taking a nap. The bad guys literally take him to the big boss where he then he gets stabbed a lot and someone else (a chick) saves his neck. And to hell with his nifty catchphrase of just dropping an f-bomb in a PG-13 movie. Now they want him to make four more movies, going into his 50s playing a character that doesn't age? Awesome.

Yes, awful. Is this the thread where spoilers are a green-light? I don't want to rant in case it's not, but it's a terrible movie so me spoiling anything and getting someone to not watch it would be a service to them.

The Wolverine was awful. I'm going to assume I'll never see anything resembling the character from the comics in a film.