Avery: $500 for hooking

[mack 44]

Didn't Avery bang Jack Bauer's daughter from 24?

He's alright in my books.

Yeah, the one with the mustache.

[#96 0]

Didn't Avery bang Jack Bauer's daughter from 24?

He's alright in my books.

Yeah, the one with the mustache.

Haha, you use every chance you get to talk about her stache like I use every chance to talk about Jagr being a bitch. FYI - I have yet to see the fabled "stache" but from what everyone says, it's not hard to miss.

Aves is guilty. C'mon, they had his cell number! Thousands of ways to get back at him if you don't like him, and you choose entering his number into a Madame's database with 2000 other names? Look at Matt LeBlanc and Charlie Sheen, those dudes should have no problem gettin chicks (at least back in the day) and they used Heidi Fleiss' service even though they could get plenty of girls?

He's in the $500 cash only bracket. As somone else mentioned, there are other programs for more "elite" services.

[mack 44]

Well I won't risk members getting inverted boners or vomiting on themselves so they can check out these:

The wispy pre-pubescent

The 14-year-old Latino

[pantherfan 0]

You've ruined her for me Mack, I hope your happy...

<_<

[#96 0]

Well I won't risk members getting inverted boners or vomiting on themselves so they can check out these:

The wispy pre-pubescent

The 14-year-old Latino

HAHAHAHAHAH that's terrible! Lol - now I get it, now I get it.

[Wolfpack_1986 154]

a friend posted this on another forum i'm on...

[#96 0]

a friend posted this on another forum i'm on...

Lol.

[mrusse01 0]

Well I won't risk members getting inverted boners or vomiting on themselves so they can check out these:

The wispy pre-pubescent

The 14-year-old Latino

HAHAHAHAHAH that's terrible! Lol - now I get it, now I get it.

No WAY that's real. A girl that hot can't possibly have a stache that gross, it violates the Laws of Nature. I don't care what anybody says, I don't believe it.

[mack 44]

I wouldn't want to believe that was true for any woman, but I've seen unaltered photos of "hot" celebrities and some are just brutal. The worst offence? The removal of Jessica Biel's huge back porch to make her look more, uh, white girl. I would saddle her with the quickness.

[#96 0]

I wouldn't want to believe that was true for any woman, but I've seen unaltered photos of "hot" celebrities and some are just brutal. The worst offence? The removal of Jessica Biel's huge back porch to make her look more, uh, white girl. I would saddle her with the quickness.

What! I don't believe it. I'm going to need photographic evidence of that, too!

[chef_ducky 0]

Wow. She has more facial hair then i do!

[mack 44]

I wouldn't want to believe that was true for any woman, but I've seen unaltered photos of "hot" celebrities and some are just brutal. The worst offence? The removal of Jessica Biel's huge back porch to make her look more, uh, white girl. I would saddle her with the quickness.

What! I don't believe it. I'm going to need photographic evidence of that, too!

[#96 0]

I wouldn't want to believe that was true for any woman, but I've seen unaltered photos of "hot" celebrities and some are just brutal. The worst offence? The removal of Jessica Biel's huge back porch to make her look more, uh, white girl. I would saddle her with the quickness.

What! I don't believe it. I'm going to need photographic evidence of that, too!

Damn, look at the badonky donk on that!

[mack 44]

I would buy land on it and develop low-income housing there for sure.

[AnthonyJTa 0]

I would buy land on it and develop low-income housing there for sure.

I'm going to to watch Blade Trinity now... she's all buff in it. Hott.