Ovechking gets called up to the NFL.

[LoXish 0]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nhl_..._to_big_leagues

[oggy_3 0]

"Reggie GreenGrass covering all things sports and hockey too"

[lotus 2]

haha, when they show the video clips of "Ovechkin" practicing. I couldn't help but think that's what almost everyone in the U.S. is thinking, and then it was just sad :P

[Krev 86]

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Tasty.

[Super Star 0]

I think he should stay in DC and ask for a trade to the Red Skins. :P At least he will make some money in the nfl.

[Tyler B 0]

"whats he doing there"

"well um he is skating..."

LOL

[Dangles919 0]

that was classic but the very end they were like and police hope to pull out of detroit michigan by 2012...isn't the state bad enough without these jokes lol

[RadioGaGa 162]

that was classic but the very end they were like and police hope to pull out of detroit michigan by 2012...isn't the state bad enough without these jokes lol

I was thinking the same hting about the state of the League.

[wildebeest 0]

I watched that video yesterday and this guy I work with was apparently watching over my shoulder.

at the part where "ovechkin" is skating --

Me: Hysterical laughter.

Him: Is that him?

Me: No, it's part of the joke, it's the Onion.

Him: What's the Onion?

.....

So glad people that dumb are reproducing.

[Chadd 916]

So glad people that dumb are reproducing.

They are, in record numbers.

[15yearsofhistory 0]

"New iPhone will feature unlimited movie downloads, 37-foot screen." I got a kick out of the scrollbar at the bottom.

[Dangles919 0]

that was classic but the very end they were like and police hope to pull out of detroit michigan by 2012...isn't the state bad enough without these jokes lol

I was thinking the same hting about the state of the League.

i was talking about michigan like we aren't in bad enough shape before them making fun of us lol

[patty2109 0]

that just isnt right