First Kiss

[BobEP 0]

I was just sitting back here reminiscing and started remembering the first kiss. How did your's happen?

[kosydar 0]

Can't wait for Vapor's response...

[BobEP 0]

"I was wearing a pair of my pink chinos..."

[Vapor 0]

Honestly, I guess it was with my grandmother or my mother. If you mean a real kiss, I guess it has to be with brad pitt as he layed upon my wall and I slowly stroked his blonde jerry curls. Of course it was only a picture, but I could feel him touch my young tender 8 year old abs, as I slowly stroked his manly thighs. BTW, you joined the board on my birthday :) JUNE 5TH RULES

[Sir Douglas 22 0]

sounds like quite an experience

[BobEP 0]

No no no, real kisses, real women, no posters. (No matter how hot the poster stories may be...)

[Vapor 0]

oh... sorry

[J-Shera 0]

This just became the gayest thread ever, just edging out dexy's picture thread.

[kosydar 0]

Vapor, this shirt is for you- http://www.cafepress.com/mwlbp.6152021

[foppa21 0]

You know, if we were talking about anyone other than Vapor this would be very disturbing..

[2048 0]

Honestly, I guess it was with my grandmother or my mother.  If you mean a real kiss, I guess it has to be with brad pitt as he layed upon my wall and I slowly stroked his blonde jerry curls.  Of course it was only a picture, but I could feel him touch my young tender 8 year old abs, as I slowly stroked his manly thighs.  BTW, you joined the board on my birthday :) JUNE 5TH RULES

What the f*&%...

edit- not a hate post, more of a why do you want a 30 yr old man touching your tender 8yr old abs. Nothing against gay men, more against Vapor trying to be funny and pedophilic.

[mack 44]

Yeah I would have said something but I'm in fear of it being called a "hate post."

[BobEP 0]

Should I turn this into a gay rights thread or is anyone going to share?

[mack 44]

No, I don't want anyone's rights to be mentioned in here. We're all just going to stare at Vapor just like the bad guys who stare at Ace and Gary.

[bdj 0]

I was waiting for macks response to this post, it just seems like somthing he would pounce on.

[Chadd 916]

Should I turn this into a gay rights thread or is anyone going to share?

No, I think Vapor's monthly NAMBLA submission is enough to give the rest of us the willies.

On the original topic, I honestly can't remember who mine was.

[foppa21 0]

That's understandable Chadd. Being one of the elder statesmen of the board and all. ;)

[Chadd 916]

That's understandable Chadd. Being one of the elder statesmen of the board and all. ;)

I'm lucky I can find my car keys at my advanced age.

[foppa21 0]

Ha, I've got that problem and I'm only closing in on 20.

[Chadd 916]

Ha, I've got that problem and I'm only closing in on 20.

Somehow I managed to survive despite my actions at 20.

[foppa21 0]

I hear you on that. I take care of myself, but I've got some friends who are a little too wild for their own good and I worry about them sometimes.

[dietzie27 0]

mine was when i was 12, roughly 5 years ago, to some girl who ended up being a skeezer

[Vapor 0]

<redneck on jerry springer voice>Ya'll dont know me, ya'll dont know me, talk to the hand </redneck on jerry springer voice>

[Brandonov22 0]

I just feel dirty after reading what Vapor says

[Fire0nIce228 1]

Kindergarten. I was somethin of a little playa back then , but now that i've grown up somewhat and actually have an interest in the female anatomy, i cant get a girl. Ah well, theres always hockey!! (Hell hockeys probobly cheaper too!!)