Question for the goalies

[tonguesOUT4life 17]

i am being serious and I'm not joking in anyway but has any offensive forward stood infront of you all day ripping some nasty farts cutting your oxygen circulation out ?? I tried that tatic today and it worked like a charm I kept getting called names but the end result was 5-0. My ankles feel tenderized .. Have I invented a new tatic to tell Avery about ? Or does this happen ?

[Gummer12 134]

If it were me, your ankles wouldn't be the things that would be tender (Reference Eddie the Eagle)

[Chadd 916]

chemical warfare isn't legal per the Geneva Convention

[Thepandamancan 0]

chemical warfare isn't legal per the Geneva Convention

Tell that to the players who never wash their gear. I haven't had the farting thing, but I've played against players who do not wash their gear and use it to their advantage. When I get screened, it's absolutely toxic. The same goes for goalies I've played against when I was a forward, it made me not want to crash the net.

[technophile 0]

offensive forward

Man, I bet you were. :-P

I've never had an issue with er... gaseous emissions, but there are definitely guys I won't sit next to on the bench. Wash the goddamn gear once in a blue moon, hey?

[tonguesOUT4life 17]

home slice.. i wash my gear.. its the 12 egg whites i ate before the game im on a high protien diet..

[mhkehoe 1]

As a player, I've been backchecking on a player with the puck and ended up giving up pursuit because I just didn't want to get sick from the stench coming off their gear.