Roach 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2005 Mostly cockroaches and team-mates clothes and jerseys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jbyun04 7 Report post Posted July 27, 2005 ummm.. extra rolls of socktape teammates accidentally throw in there.. I found a crumpled up kleenex in my bag today and a film roll container. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aussie Joe 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2005 First off, awesome thread..... seriously something different. :)Funniest....I found a Gay Porn mag in my bag once which one of my "fellow" Jnrs had slipped in as a joke. I made the joke funnier by taking out some of the pics and placing them inbetween the coach's plays on his clipboard. Halftime was interesting for all parties concerned! lol. Scariest....This happend to one of my Jnrs I coached. His CLEAN FREAK mum insisted he leave his gear in the the old shed at the back of their property always. He was halfway through the first period when he felt a sting in his ear and the left side of his head started to go red then purple. We thought he had his helmet on too tight but he started to go into shock. Needless to say the Ambulance was called and he was abruptly shipped away to the Hospital for assesment. At the next training the full story was devulged, it turns out a Redback Spider had crawled inside his helmet at some point and when he was wearing his helmet it switched homes from helmet to ear cavity. It bit him twice in the ear cavity and once on the ear drum itself. For those unfimiliar a Redback Spider is VERY deadly. They are only about 1cm big and a close reletive to the Black Widow spider. They can cause serious illness. Because of their small jaws many bites are ineffective but, the venom acts directly on the nerves, resulting in release and subsequent depletion of neurotransmitters. Im told it hurt ALLOT in otherwords! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sven 1 Report post Posted July 27, 2005 Oh man thats nasty. Is he fine now ?Well i leave my equipment in our lockerroom (we got our own) and it dries there on hooks, so nothing like this can happend.In the summerbreak my bag is in my wardrobe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadioGaGa 162 Report post Posted July 27, 2005 I HATE spiders. One of those ever crawls out of my hockey bag...there's a good chance I'm not getting dressed that night.I'll be shaking my skates before I get dressed tonight, just in case.BTW, any chance you can make that pic a bit smaller ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR Boucicaut 3789 Report post Posted July 27, 2005 Nothing in my bag but I remember sharpening once and roaches came out of the skate onto the machine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
badsk8ter 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2005 Just like Ktang, I found a little snake in my bag. My wife saw it earlier in our basement and when she heard me scream (I hate snakes), she calls downstairs to me and says "You must have found it?." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thunderhockey19 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2005 You guys have to hear this story, nothing like this is ever in my bag because i hang my stuff up every night in a room for our hockey stuff, but one of my teammates this spring, we were in the middle of the game and he kept complaining about something in his glove felt really disgusting, but still kept playing. a few shifts later he finally reaches in his glove and pulls out a dead mouse that was stuffed in one of the fingers. so he pulls it out and starts to gag, and nearly threw up on our bench, it was bad. after that game he wouldnt use his gloves anymore, he just went out and bought new ones, haha. but honestly how disgusting is that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kovalchuk71 212 Report post Posted July 28, 2005 BTW, any chance you can make that pic a bit smaller ? I 2nd that....That spider is scaring the hell outta me....Im afraid of spiders too lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cougarscaptain87 12 Report post Posted July 28, 2005 ive never found anything like alive in my bag but i have found some good stuff such as a fifth of captain morgans. that was a pleasant suprise :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whbd18 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2005 This kind of stuff is exactly why I keep my stuff in my room,it doesnt even smell that bad,but I febreeze my equipment after every use. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aussie Joe 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2005 Oh man thats nasty. Is he fine now ?BTW, any chance you can make that pic a bit smaller ? Hes fine and just made state so hes completely over the incident. Small amount of hearing loss was contributed but, his mum maintains he never listened to her anyways and this is just a really good excuse. Dude! You are a hockey player for Gretzky sake! Show some gusto, it's just a spider, she'll leave you alone If you never come to Australia! (only the females are deadly, funny bout that) ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vapor#42 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2005 Oh man thats nasty. Is he fine now ?BTW, any chance you can make that pic a bit smaller ? Hes fine and just made state so hes completely over the incident. Small amount of hearing loss was contributed but, his mum maintains he never listened to her anyways and this is just a really good excuse. Dude! You are a hockey player for Gretzky sake! Show some gusto, it's just a spider, she'll leave you alone If you never come to Australia! (only the females are deadly, funny bout that) ;) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Gotta watch for those Funnel Webs to eh joe..About a month ago i found a $100 note in with my stick and sock tape collection, needless to say i was dumbfounded.. Took the boys out for drinks after the next game.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrhky36 1 Report post Posted July 29, 2005 BTW, any chance you can make that pic a bit smaller ? I 2nd that....That spider is scaring the hell outta me....Im afraid of spiders too lol off subject. if your afraid of spiders don't go ot okanowa(sp) japan. there lives the bananna spider. its size is between that of a baseball and softball. my first experience with it, was it walking on my chest and waking me up. scared the hell out of me because i was asleep. the next time i just sent it flying and went back to sleep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edge 0 Report post Posted July 29, 2005 Nothing in my bag but I remember sharpening once and roaches came out of the skate onto the machine. Some guy came in to get his skates sharpened by someone in the shop and when he took the skates off the counter to be sharpened a scorpion crawled out...it was ready to attack, those things are scary.DAMN the spider biting the guy on the ear is bothering me, I couldn't imagine that. :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrwarrior16 0 Report post Posted July 29, 2005 one time i was going to pack my hockey equipment in my bag and i saw a big lump in there. it was furry too. i went to go touch it and my cat jumps out and scares the crap outta me. it was pretty funny too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thunderhockey19 0 Report post Posted July 29, 2005 Bahaha now thats the best one ive read yet, what did you do with your cat, since you had to play? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vapor#42 0 Report post Posted July 29, 2005 Bahaha now thats the best one ive read yet, what did you do with your cat, since you had to play? I think he meant he was packing his gear up, before a game or practice.. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thunderhockey19 0 Report post Posted July 29, 2005 lol oops didnt read it that closely apparently, my bad, but still a real good one. great thread by the way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
troybruins89 0 Report post Posted July 29, 2005 Just last week I pulled a big ass beetle out of my helmet....after wearing it for 2 hours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CardinalHcky19 0 Report post Posted July 30, 2005 one time a kid on my hockey team found a bunch of coffee beans in his bag before a game Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hockeypunk3 0 Report post Posted July 30, 2005 Now, well this is one of the best non-hockey related topics ever.If something could survive a trip in my bag next to my shins and my elbows it deserves to live, but ive found 3 garter snakes in my bag, on a similar note i also had found a garter snake in my school bag... teacher and principle didnt find that too amusing... 3 days later i was back in class. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aussie Joe 0 Report post Posted July 30, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Gotta watch for those Funnel Webs to eh joe..About a month ago i found a $100 note in with my stick and sock tape collection, needless to say i was dumbfounded.. Took the boys out for drinks after the next game.. Nah Vapes, no funnel webs in Melb, just bad footy and equally as bad weather. ;)DUDE! If someone somehow left a 100 in my bag, I would be hella stoked. Thats even better then the dude with the squirrel and nuts in his bag. lol. PS: Playing the Skate Aus Nationals this spring? Or sticking just to Ice this winter? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vapor#42 0 Report post Posted July 30, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Gotta watch for those Funnel Webs to eh joe..About a month ago i found a $100 note in with my stick and sock tape collection, needless to say i was dumbfounded.. Took the boys out for drinks after the next game.. Nah Vapes, no funnel webs in Melb, just bad footy and equally as bad weather. ;)DUDE! If someone somehow left a 100 in my bag, I would be hella stoked. Thats even better then the dude with the squirrel and nuts in his bag. lol. PS: Playing the Skate Aus Nationals this spring? Or sticking just to Ice this winter? Sticking to the ice bud.. Tange tourny was a few weeks ago, NSW came Second to VIC.. was a pretty intense game too.. but any ways.. We got playoffs in about 4-5 weeks, should be intresting..P.s. I was soo totally stoked when i came accross the crisp green one.. I honestly have noo freakin clue {a} How it got in there. {b} Who put it in there. {c} Why it was in there.Can't complain though, we had a good night out.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fox 0 Report post Posted July 30, 2005 Dog toys, and the dog himself. He manged the flap closed (still unzipped). I open it up to find him cuddled up with my Chest protector as a puppy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
