Allsmokenopancake 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2006 This is from the caps message boards, some funny ones I thoughtNatural hat trick - mentioned as either three goals in succession by the same player in one game or three goals by the same player in one periodHat Trick -- three goals by the same player in one game (not necessarily in succession or in the same period)Gordie Howe Hat Trick -- a goal, an assist, and a fight in the same gameSidney Crosby Hat Trick -- a goal, an assist, and an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty in the same gameRon Hextall Hat Trick -- a shutout, a goal, and a fight by a goalie in the same gameJaromir Jagr Hat Trick -- a goal, and assist, and a groin injury in the same gameGary Bettman Hat Trick -- a lockout, a shootout, and a TV blackout all in the same year.Todd Bertuzzi Hat Trick -- A goal, an assist, and an assault chargeBobby Clarke Hat Trick -- three of anything, as long as none of them are a goalieAlexander Ovechkin Hat Trick -- rookie of the month, player of the month, Calder Trophy.Jeremy Roenick Hat Trick -- Three 8x10 glossies of himselfEric Lindros Hat Trick. . . a goal, an assist, and . . . what was the question? Brendan Witt Hat Trick - a hook, a hold and a hi-stick in the same game Keith Tkachuk hat trick - 30 pounds in an off-seasonGeneral Manager George McPhee hat trick-10million dollar contract pickup, big name signings, fire sale all in one year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
analog999 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2006 Almost A Hat Trick - When you score two goals and miss multiple good chances at a third, like my game last night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooah4 12 Report post Posted April 6, 2006 Dad's hat trick- get the kids to bed early, feed mom some wine, get the groove on. :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warrior37 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2006 this one is rated R, but perhaps the Bob Probert hat trick: drinks, coke, and a DUI in one night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
truSteh 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2006 Hehe they're funny :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Allsmokenopancake 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2006 few moreMartin St. Louis (frodo) hat trick - one goal, one assist, and one ring to rule them allGoaltender's Friend hat trick - hitting both posts and the crossbarBobby Orr hat trick - Three knee operations in one year.Dale Hunter Hat Trick-Match Penalty, Misconduct, Game Misconduct all after the opposing team scores the game winning goalOlaf Kolzig Hat trick - Softie 5-hole in the first period, Fluke bounce goal off Muir's stick in the second, Rebound shot tapped in wide open net in the third.General Manager George McPhee hat trick - a 5th rounder, a conditional pick, and 6th rounder for an established veteran. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBLfan 25 Report post Posted April 6, 2006 this should be a sticky!Dipietro Hat trick - scored on stick side, scored on glove side, and one through the 5-hole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toroytorero 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2006 Beer League Hatrick score a goal , get drunk , score at homeorder may vary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patrick67 1 Report post Posted April 6, 2006 What about a natural hat trick in the same shift?Last season in the Swedish Inlinehockey league, I did just that. B) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Allsmokenopancake 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2006 What about a natural hat trick in the same shift?Last season in the Swedish Inlinehockey league, I did just that. B) Technically, when the play stops after you scored, when play resumes its a new shift. May be the same lines but a differernt shift.I think Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jason Harris 31 Report post Posted April 6, 2006 Dad's hat trick- get the kids to bed early, feed mom some wine, get the groove on. :P Why spend money on the wine?.... ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stickfixchaska 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2006 Dad's hat trick- get the kids to bed early, feed mom some wine, get the groove on. :P Why spend money on the wine?.... ;) This is probably the most elusive of them all! :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadioGaGa 162 Report post Posted April 6, 2006 The Jeff Irwin Hattrick (Guy a play with who coined this 'trick)Score A Goal...Eat A Steak...Have Sex in the same day.Can be downgraded to...Play Hockey (no goal)...Steak...Action (of any kind) in the same day ...if the other 3 are too hard to achieve. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Allsmokenopancake 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2006 Darcy Tucker Hatrick - Dirty hit, dive, turtle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooah4 12 Report post Posted April 7, 2006 Dad's hat trick- get the kids to bed early, feed mom some wine, get the groove on. :P Why spend money on the wine?.... ;) If you only knew.................... :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drewhunz 3 Report post Posted April 7, 2006 The Drewhunz Hat Trick -Trip over your skate, trip over your teammates skate, get taken out by the ref. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gavin 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2006 Darcy Tucker Hatrick - Dirty hit, dive, turtle Darcy Tucker? Don't you mean Sean Avery? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Allsmokenopancake 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2006 Darcy Tucker Hatrick - Dirty hit, dive, turtle Darcy Tucker? Don't you mean Sean Avery? A sean avery hattrick would be - Dive, Cry, Turtle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooah4 12 Report post Posted April 7, 2006 Jeremy Jacobs hat trick - screw the fans, screw the players, screw the game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jason Harris 31 Report post Posted April 7, 2006 Classic, Hooah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeyman9621 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2006 Darcy Tucker Hatrick - Dirty hit, dive, turtle Darcy Tucker? Don't you mean Sean Avery? A sean avery hattrick would be - Dive, Cry, Turtle Sean Avery western roadtrip hattrick- Racial slur, get rocked by Phaneuf, cry/turtle/whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjtt99 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2006 ModSquadHockey Hatrick:1. Be nice to a newbie2. Do a search on behalf of a newbie.3. Get pissed off at a newbie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime99 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2006 haha this are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gavin 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2006 haha this are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D LOL you remind me of my best trash-talk for when I take a face-off. "All your base are belong to us!" Usually the other centre is so stupified/laughing so hard that I win the faceoff.Alexi Kovalev Hattrick - An elbowing major, a game misconduct, and a fighting major in one drive to the net. And more respect than anyone in the league!!! Go Kovalev! Even Tucker (great guy BTW) said: "It's the game of hockey, he's playing hard for his team, I'm playing hard for my team, and things like that are going to happen." What a great rivalry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sven 1 Report post Posted April 8, 2006 Stu Grimson Hattrick - Fight, look stupid while skating and holding a stick to keep balance, fight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites