Hat Trick variations

[Allsmokenopancake 0]

This is from the caps message boards, some funny ones I thought

Natural hat trick - mentioned as either three goals in succession by the same player in one game or three goals by the same player in one period

Hat Trick -- three goals by the same player in one game (not necessarily in succession or in the same period)

Gordie Howe Hat Trick -- a goal, an assist, and a fight in the same game

Sidney Crosby Hat Trick -- a goal, an assist, and an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty in the same game

Ron Hextall Hat Trick -- a shutout, a goal, and a fight by a goalie in the same game

Jaromir Jagr Hat Trick -- a goal, and assist, and a groin injury in the same game

Gary Bettman Hat Trick -- a lockout, a shootout, and a TV blackout all in the same year.

Todd Bertuzzi Hat Trick -- A goal, an assist, and an assault charge

Bobby Clarke Hat Trick -- three of anything, as long as none of them are a goalie

Alexander Ovechkin Hat Trick -- rookie of the month, player of the month, Calder Trophy.

Jeremy Roenick Hat Trick -- Three 8x10 glossies of himself

Eric Lindros Hat Trick. . . a goal, an assist, and . . . what was the question?

Brendan Witt Hat Trick - a hook, a hold and a hi-stick in the same game

Keith Tkachuk hat trick - 30 pounds in an off-season

General Manager George McPhee hat trick-10million dollar contract pickup, big name signings, fire sale all in one year

[analog999 0]

Almost A Hat Trick - When you score two goals and miss multiple good chances at a third, like my game last night.

[Hooah4 12]

Dad's hat trick- get the kids to bed early, feed mom some wine, get the groove on. :P

[warrior37 0]

this one is rated R, but perhaps the Bob Probert hat trick: drinks, coke, and a DUI in one night

[truSteh 0]

Hehe they're funny :D

[Allsmokenopancake 0]

few more

Martin St. Louis (frodo) hat trick - one goal, one assist, and one ring to rule them all

Goaltender's Friend hat trick - hitting both posts and the crossbar

Bobby Orr hat trick - Three knee operations in one year.

Dale Hunter Hat Trick-Match Penalty, Misconduct, Game Misconduct all after the opposing team scores the game winning goal

Olaf Kolzig Hat trick - Softie 5-hole in the first period, Fluke bounce goal off Muir's stick in the second, Rebound shot tapped in wide open net in the third.

General Manager George McPhee hat trick - a 5th rounder, a conditional pick, and 6th rounder for an established veteran.

[TBLfan 25]

this should be a sticky!

Dipietro Hat trick - scored on stick side, scored on glove side, and one through the 5-hole.

[toroytorero 0]

Beer League Hatrick score a goal , get drunk , score at home

order may vary

[Patrick67 1]

What about a natural hat trick in the same shift?

Last season in the Swedish Inlinehockey league, I did just that. B)

[Allsmokenopancake 0]

What about a natural hat trick in the same shift?

Last season in the Swedish Inlinehockey league, I did just that. B)

Technically, when the play stops after you scored, when play resumes its a new shift. May be the same lines but a differernt shift.

I think

[Jason Harris 31]

Dad's hat trick- get the kids to bed early, feed mom some wine, get the groove on. :P

Why spend money on the wine?.... ;)

[stickfixchaska 0]

Dad's hat trick- get the kids to bed early, feed mom some wine, get the groove on. :P

Why spend money on the wine?.... ;)

This is probably the most elusive of them all!

:lol:

[RadioGaGa 162]

The Jeff Irwin Hattrick (Guy a play with who coined this 'trick)

Score A Goal...Eat A Steak...Have Sex in the same day.

Can be downgraded to...

Play Hockey (no goal)...Steak...Action (of any kind) in the same day

...if the other 3 are too hard to achieve.

[Allsmokenopancake 0]

Darcy Tucker Hatrick - Dirty hit, dive, turtle

[Hooah4 12]

Dad's hat trick- get the kids to bed early, feed mom some wine, get the groove on. :P

Why spend money on the wine?.... ;)

If you only knew.................... :P

[Drewhunz 3]

The Drewhunz Hat Trick -Trip over your skate, trip over your teammates skate, get taken out by the ref.

[gavin 0]

Darcy Tucker Hatrick - Dirty hit, dive, turtle

Darcy Tucker? Don't you mean Sean Avery?

[Allsmokenopancake 0]

Darcy Tucker Hatrick - Dirty hit, dive, turtle

Darcy Tucker? Don't you mean Sean Avery?

A sean avery hattrick would be - Dive, Cry, Turtle

[Hooah4 12]

Jeremy Jacobs hat trick - screw the fans, screw the players, screw the game.

[Jason Harris 31]

Classic, Hooah!

[Hockeyman9621 0]

Darcy Tucker Hatrick - Dirty hit, dive, turtle

Darcy Tucker? Don't you mean Sean Avery?

A sean avery hattrick would be - Dive, Cry, Turtle

Sean Avery western roadtrip hattrick- Racial slur, get rocked by Phaneuf, cry/turtle/whatever.

[jjtt99 0]

ModSquadHockey Hatrick:

1. Be nice to a newbie

2. Do a search on behalf of a newbie.

3. Get pissed off at a newbie.

[millertime99 0]

haha this are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[gavin 0]

haha this are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

LOL you remind me of my best trash-talk for when I take a face-off. "All your base are belong to us!" Usually the other centre is so stupified/laughing so hard that I win the faceoff.

Alexi Kovalev Hattrick - An elbowing major, a game misconduct, and a fighting major in one drive to the net. And more respect than anyone in the league!!! Go Kovalev! Even Tucker (great guy BTW) said: "It's the game of hockey, he's playing hard for his team, I'm playing hard for my team, and things like that are going to happen." What a great rivalry.

[Sven 1]

Stu Grimson Hattrick - Fight, look stupid while skating and holding a stick to keep balance, fight