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I've gone to lengths that out-gay you, trust me.

This doesn't surprise me in the least.

B-. Decent sting but it's very topical and doesn't last. It also gets the "easy kill" point reduction. It would have been a lot more effective if it had any credibility behind it as well.

Did you check out the timestamps? I should get extra points for that.

And using a comment like that towards Vapor would just be too easy.

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I'm siding with Lego, but we've had the (mis)fortune of dealing with Vapor and his feminine side far longer than anyone should have to.

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He apparently goofed on the Crocodile Hunter's death and got put on some sort of leave till he's about 300. He shouldn't tempt fate and mock someone's occupational hazard because I'm sure Vapor wouldn't want to end up like Gianni Versace.

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If a tale of gayness won't get it back, then nothing will.

Back when we first started dating I was visiting my wife's hometown/family in NC and as she drove us around we saw this rundown lot and she said there'd been a drive-in movie theatre there and she remembered seeing "Princess Bride" as a kid and loving it, then the theatre become a parking lot. Fast forward to our first wedding anniversary and I'd gotten a friend of mine going to the film school to get a projector going and a copy of Princess Bride. I take her out to dinner, do the hokey gift exchange then drove her out to this old warehouse with a white wall and my friend had set it up to show the movie on it.

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Awe, that is soo cute! :ph34r:

Doing really simple things is the easiest. I took all the pictures I had of me and the gf on my laptop and made a collage on photoshop and printed it off all in about 10 minutes, she loved it.

Or in the summer take a blanket out on your trampoline and look at the stars. There is nothing better than trampoline sex. Its so easy

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If a tale of gayness won't get it back, then nothing will.

Back when we first started dating I was visiting my wife's hometown/family in NC and as she drove us around we saw this rundown lot and she said there'd been a drive-in movie theatre there and she remembered seeing "Princess Bride" as a kid and loving it, then the theatre become a parking lot. Fast forward to our first wedding anniversary and I'd gotten a friend of mine going to the film school to get a projector going and a copy of Princess Bride. I take her out to dinner, do the hokey gift exchange then drove her out to this old warehouse with a white wall and my friend had set it up to show the movie on it.

I saw something just like that on TV recently. I'm not sure if it was a commercial or a preview to some episode for a show on that channel but it was pretty much exactly that. You should go for the royalties.

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My material's been lifted for years and I doubt I'll see a penny for anything. Better off that way too because I don't want to sign cheques for minute amounts like Jerry Seinfeld did.

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Awe, that is soo cute! :ph34r:

Doing really simple things is the easiest. I took all the pictures I had of me and the gf on my laptop and made a collage on photoshop and printed it off all in about 10 minutes, she loved it.

Or in the summer take a blanket out on your trampoline and look at the stars. There is nothing better than trampoline sex. Its so easy

:lol: I hope she doesnt wake your neighbors!

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Awe, that is soo cute!  :rolleyes:

Doing really simple things is the easiest.  I took all the pictures I had of me and the gf on my laptop and made a collage on photoshop and printed it off all in about 10 minutes, she loved it.

Or in the summer take a blanket out on your trampoline and look at the stars. There is nothing better than trampoline sex. Its so easy

:lol: I hope she doesnt wake your neighbors!

Nah, lived out in the country. Nobody around for miles.

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I impress my girl by giving her Pupperoni Sticks. Yes, she is a dog, and she's 15. The other girl, my wife, is not an issue because i'm already married. Making the bed after I wake up would make her pass out because she'd be so overwhelmed with my kindness.

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