Speed Demon 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 Who here thinks that it would be a good idea to get like the biggest fat ass in the world and strap him up in pads and just sit him in front of the net and he doesn't even have to move all he has to do is just lay there and block shots?! This guy would be so fat you couldn't even squeeze the puck in under him and there would be no space around him.. I mean honestly... there must be some person that is that big in this world... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QandA 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 Who here thinks that it would be a good idea to get like the biggest fat ass in the world and strap him up in pads and just sit him in front of the net and he doesn't even have to move all he has to do is just lay there and block shots?! This guy would be so fat you couldn't even squeeze the puck in under him and there would be no space around him.. I mean honestly... there must be some person that is that big in this world... Brilliant there junior. Just go pick up some guy that's worked at McCain's for one to many years and get him in to you brand new arena and you do that. Send us some pictures and tell us how it works out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR Boucicaut 3760 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 Guess you saw the Amstel Light commercial... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Speed Demon 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 Brilliant there junior. Just go pick up some guy that's worked at McCain's for one to many years and get him in to you brand new arena and you do that. Send us some pictures and tell us how it works out Yeah, I will eat all their frozen cakes and pizzas and never excercise any more :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LkptTiger 1 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 He's not going to be able to cut stuff off behind the net, though. His defenceman will get pounded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Speed Demon 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 True, however I think I have heard somewhere that goalies will soon not be allowed to play the puck behind the net. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyler0630 1 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 True, however I think I have heard somewhere that goalies will soon not be allowed to play the puck behind the net. i dont think so... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kosydar 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 True, however I think I have heard somewhere that goalies will soon not be allowed to play the puck behind the net. Thats one of those rules they're considering for the NHL next year. Having a fatass goalie wouldn't be a great idea in a place like the NHL. Sure they'd take a lot of the net, but keep in mind their pads would have to be the same size as everyone elses, unless they get an exception. And there would always be a little room they wouldn't be able to fill, and knowing how good NHL snipers are, they'd be able to pick it quite easily. You can't expect the fat goalies to be even remotely quick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kovalchuk71 212 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 Guess you saw the Amstel Light commercial... ya that was pretty funny..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thejackal 46 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 Guess you saw the Amstel Light commercial... ya that was pretty funny..... I've never seen it, stupid Canada, can't get any good commercials. And no Hockey Falls ones unless I watch hockey on ABC (Stanley's cup, lol). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kirsch 1 Report post Posted July 25, 2004 Guess you saw the Amstel Light commercial... That was the first thing I thought of when I read Dexy's post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kosydar 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2004 Sometimes I make mistakes and don't read when I should. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeeZa32 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2004 I wonder how differently Crosby would have done this year had he played in the WHL, a much more physical league. Hehe, wrong thread ;) I'm all for a 6'7 400 lb goalie if hes born and bred to be a hockey goalie. If I'm a scout/GM and I see a borderline draftee with those stats, I take a waiver on him anyday. I dont care if hes playing junior B in slovakia on a team thats 0-50-2 and his GAA is 9.5. With proper technique and coaching(assuming he's conditioned like a football lineman and nimble enough on his feet), I think you could have a great goaltending prospect. You can't coach size, but you can coach technique, reflexes, reaction and recovery.Andrei Medvedev is a great example of this, and hes not that "huge". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
