Need some Pranks ideas

[habsmaniac 0]

i did this one to my friend and it was pretty good. so we were in a hurry and my friend was still getting ready to leave for the rink so i take his bag through the garage and see a 25 lbs weight, so i throw it in the bag and another 10 pounder and it was the funniest thing ever watching him bring it into the arena. lol its a good one you gotta try it.

[Ti-girl 0]

Sock tape on the blades is always a classic.

My brother just gave me one that was done to him yesterday.

Superglue on the skate laces where they cross over. You have to cut them to get them off.

[Chadd 916]

Sock tape on the blades is always a classic.

My brother just gave me one that was done to him yesterday.

Superglue on the skate laces where they cross over. You have to cut them to get them off.

If y ou're going to pull that one, you should buy the poor guy a set of laces. Putting superglue on the zipper of a bag is pretty mean and would require some financial compensation as well.

[marocks24 0]

here's something really mean and F*cked up!

bring a saw and cut through just halfway on his stick close to the taper part where the shaft meets the blade and cover it with stick tape!

or...

ask him what's black and blue and doesn't like sex?

answer: the dead 8 year old boy in the trunk of his car

[saveourpens 0]

Sock tape on the blades is always a classic.

My brother just gave me one that was done to him yesterday.

Superglue on the skate laces where they cross over. You have to cut them to get them off.

If y ou're going to pull that one, you should buy the poor guy a set of laces. Putting superglue on the zipper of a bag is pretty mean and would require some financial compensation as well.

an alternative would be to get one of those small locks and lock the zipper of the bag. this was pulled on me one time

[-brady2 0]

here's something really mean and F*cked up!

bring a saw and cut through just halfway on his stick close to the taper part where the shaft meets the blade and cover it with stick tape!

or...

ask him what's black and blue and doesn't like sex?

answer: the dead 8 year old boy in the trunk of his car

LOL

[tburk32 0]

whole roll of tape around his keys is a good one. you gotta rip it every once and a while so he cant just keep unwrapping with one piece.

you can also turn his bag inside out and put all of his equipment back in if he showers at the rink.

[Chadd 916]

whole roll of tape around his keys is a good one. you gotta rip it every once and a while so he cant just keep unwrapping with one piece.

you can also turn his bag inside out and put all of his equipment back in if he showers at the rink.

If the locker rooms are like they are at our rink you can lock the bathroom door while they're in the shower and make them come back through the hallway.

[#44wannabe 4]

I have a good one, if he wears a cage you have to get him before he puts his helmet on.

Wait until he's occupied doing something else, go stand next to him and then say his name really loud to get his attention. When he looks in your direction, just jab him in the eye with the butt end of your stick as hard as you can.

Haha.

LMFAO!!!!

[JPB_69 0]

This is the best one I've heard. It happened to Jerry Meehan (old Buffalo Sabre). Here's how he told it...

He was getting married and the older married guys took him out. They got him totally hammered, undressed him and put him on a train to Chicago. *Note: they put him in a box car.* He woke up not only not knowing where the hell he was, but that he had nothing on... Except one thing - taped to his leg was a dime and next to it, some writing in black magic marker. "Use this to help get yourself home".

This prank was done the day before he got married. It's a prank that was played on every player getting married. He made it to the church on time along with every other player it happened to. It was totally cool hearing him tell the story. Pro level hockey requires pro level pranks...

[topshelf11 0]

This happened to my brother:

When he made Varsity, the cheerleaders practiced on the ice after the team practiced. He got dragged from the shower, stuffed into an empty hockey bag, and dragged out to center ice. They unzipped the bag and left him.

He had to get out of the bag naked and soaking wet and get back to the door in full view of the cheerleaders.

[dix0r 0]

haha last night at practice was a kids bday so we got cupcakes, and thhey gave him sone cupcake in the face and it started a cupcake fight, it was fairly intense. One kid had a nice move, threw a cupcake up to one of our goalies saying hey catch so he put his hands out to grab it, and then the kid whipped his other cupcake and smoked him in the face.

And on tuesdays, the midget AAA's practice before us, and us being the minor AAA team(just 15 year olds) they came in, used sock tape and taped all the backup sticks together, that was a bitch to get out. So the week after when they were doing dryland after we switched kids pants and shirts around, and hid a bunch of sticks up in the AC vents, duct taped sticks to the roof and under the benches, and put sand in the skate compartment of one assholes bag.

Thank god we locked our doors.

as a rink worker, i think i would absolutely hate you if you didn't clean up. kudos for doing so.

i was cleaning up the other day and it looked like someone had a rabbit that shat all over a locker room. don't know what else it could've been :o

[tsiarls79 0]

here's something really mean and F*cked up!

bring a saw and cut through just halfway on his stick close to the taper part where the shaft meets the blade and cover it with stick tape!

or...

ask him what's black and blue and doesn't like sex?

answer: the dead 8 year old boy in the trunk of his car

there's a twisted mind underneath that mask marocks24

[N!! 0]

Sleep with his mom, and then, just before he heads out for a crucial face off, tell him, "Hey, I slept with your mom."

That is funny just because Ive had that experience and did make fun of my teammate. I some how slept walk and ended up in the same bed as his mom in the morning. Everybody in the room was confused in the morning, including myself. But the team got a kick of if.

If his mom didn't introduce you to your teammate the next morning as "Uncle So and So", then nothing happened. :P

[saveourpens 0]

This happened to my brother:

When he made Varsity, the cheerleaders practiced on the ice after the team practiced. He got dragged from the shower, stuffed into an empty hockey bag, and dragged out to center ice. They unzipped the bag and left him.

He had to get out of the bag naked and soaking wet and get back to the door in full view of the cheerleaders.

I have a hard time beleiving that, but pretty funny, and sick if true.

[DCott 0]

whole roll of tape around his keys is a good one. you gotta rip it every once and a while so he cant just keep unwrapping with one piece.

you can also turn his bag inside out and put all of his equipment back in if he showers at the rink.

If the locker rooms are like they are at our rink you can lock the bathroom door while they're in the shower and make them come back through the hallway.

or worse...at my old rink, the other door to the showers went into the opponents locker room

[Hazard14 0]

my friends taped a kids stick to the cieling

[cougarscaptain87 12]

if you have a team thats rich, find 2 kids with 9ko sticks, and tape them together via the holes in the shaft. could get a nice weave going and one hell of a mess

[Hipster 5]

We had a guy who was really anal about the length of his jersey sleeves and was always complaining about feeling like his hands were stuck in the sleeve when he was stickhandling, so we got a needle and thread and stitched them shut with a few stitches. Enough to piss him off, but without ruining the jersey.

I once got to the rink to find my three favorite sticks nailed together. I spent the whole previous afternoon shaving the butt ends and taking a blow torch to the curves and going on about exactly how I customized my Sherwoods...so I guess I had it comin. Crazy bastards used those thin finishing brads and used a counter sink to really make it hard to pry them out.

In Juniors, One guy had an older brother who was a policeman, so he came into the locker room before a game and told the coach that our star player was going downtown for questioning immediately because he was being named as the father of an illegitimate child...with a 14 yr. old. The coach was in on the whole thing and really played it well. The guy who was an arrogant puck hog was totally rattled, but totally humbled. He laughed about it later....10 yrs later.

[D aka speck 0]

whole roll of tape around his keys is a good one. you gotta rip it every once and a while so he cant just keep unwrapping with one piece.

you can also turn his bag inside out and put all of his equipment back in if he showers at the rink.

If the locker rooms are like they are at our rink you can lock the bathroom door while they're in the shower and make them come back through the hallway.

or worse...at my old rink, the other door to the showers went into the opponents locker room

HAHAHA! That's how my old rink was, but locker room 3 ALSO had a garage door going outside (on the street-side, face of the building). We tossed the coaches son (little terd) out wearing nothing but his jock. He had to walk around the building, through the snow and through the lobby to get back. What can I say, it was bantams... we were young and stupid. :D

[clarke-BOH 0]

We convinced a guy on my team he had herpes, and we never let up on it until he went and got it checked out:D

[Spreedizzle 1]

Spreading Icy Hot in his jockey will surely get his attention. :P

[-brady2 0]

We convinced a guy on my team he had herpes, and we never let up on it until he went and got it checked out:D

LOL THATS AWESOME

[juiced 0]

well my team has a tradition that's been going on since before i was on it. it's actually really pointless and not funny sounding at all but we're a high school team so everything is funny. we very often have team meals and during the meal, when no one is looking, someone small goes under it and crawls to someone and puts (usually butter) all over their shoe, then pops back up at their own place and goes "SHOE CHECK, SHOE CHECK" and then self explanatory, everyone looks at there shoes and voila.........ya......it's funnier in person.

EDIT:

A kid on my team shit in the garbage can in our rink. (ya, our home rink). so the city found out and cancelled all our ice until the kid wrote an appology letter. Now the rink guy steals our pucks if they go over. The kid also craps everywhere, ie. urinals and the likes. its actually really funny

[TheBert 0]

A kid on my team shit in the garbage can in our rink. (ya, our home rink). so the city found out and cancelled all our ice until the kid wrote an appology letter. Now the rink guy steals our pucks if they go over. The kid also craps everywhere, ie. urinals and the likes. its actually really funny