Gummer12 134 Report post Posted January 15, 2008 I need/want to come up with a great shirt to wear for a Mardi Gras night at a bar. I've only been able to come up with a couple on my own, but just curious to hear some of the stuff you guys can come up with. My ideas are.."Hi, You'll Do"or"Nice Rack, Where'd You Shoot Them At?" (Yes, it's redneck, but that's the motif around these parts)Something along those lines. A friend of mine already took the obvious, Skin to Win, so that one's out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monty22 833 Report post Posted January 15, 2008 NO murder rateI would suggest something in kevlar............ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gummer12 134 Report post Posted January 15, 2008 This isn't going to be in N.O... but the bar is pretty brutal. I might take it into consideration. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcp2 2 Report post Posted January 15, 2008 What about a pair of headlights, at about chest level? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spreedizzle 1 Report post Posted January 15, 2008 BeerConfidence in a bottle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeffw 1 Report post Posted January 15, 2008 or, I'm just here for the boobs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bdj 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2008 I went the high route my last mardi gras party and made my own shirt with a hand with only the pointer and middle finger pointing up saying 2 tickets to paradise, Cant remember where I saw it but it got quite the response. If I had a camera I would take a picture of it for you maybe later this week I can. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M-Cohen 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2008 I made this up.. But, we'll see.. Haha."It's only cocky if your wrong" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doctor Hook 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2008 Dry skin?Free hand lotion(arrow pointing down) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bunana3 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 Too F_CK to drunk.oldie but a goodie, you might have to prove it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downz 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 I saw a shirt the other day that said "Tell your boobs to stop staring at me." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hockeyplaya97 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 "Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.""I'll pump you so full of lead that the Chinese will sell you as a children's toy.""I have unwieldy pig nads."Got them from http://www.cafepress.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LkptTiger 1 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 Are you trying for sexually suggestive or just general humor?A few of my tees from The Fitch:"I'd Do Me""I'm Easy""Yawn So I Can See If You're The One""My Girlfriend's Sick In Bed""I'm Kind Of a Big Deal""Make Love, Not Babies""Dewer & Runn, Attorneys at Law" - inside: "We Want Prenup""Scientology is Risky Business""In My Defense, I Don't Remember Any of It"etc., etc...you get the idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeffw 1 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gummer12 134 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 Sexually suggestive is always good...but something along the lines of getting chicks to EARN their beads. I like the two tickets idea.. but I think I'd change it to.. Two Pickets to Tittsburgh. And maybe on the back, the old Chappele line, 'The Milk's Gone Bad!'It's all about the boobs. There's also the classic, I (heart) Boobs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aussie Joe 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 Funny how different your Mardi Gras is to the one here in AUS.http://www.mardigras.org.au/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViperJQ 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 F*ck me if I'm wrong....But dont I know you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aussie Joe 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2008 "Guys with T shirt slogans have small c*cks";) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djosbun 0 Report post Posted January 24, 2008 Anything to do with midgets will always be a winner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gummer12 134 Report post Posted January 29, 2008 Okay, just got word, Mardi Gras night is in a couple weeks..So I should get my shirt made up sometime next week. There are not as many good ideas as I thought you guys would have come up with. Let's get them creative juices flowing. So far in the lead is '2 Pickets to Titsburgh Please' and 'Hi, You'll Do' either a close second, or possibly a front/back combo. Let's get some more ideas out there before Friday. Thanks guys. I Boobs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ean 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2008 "sperm donor" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spreedizzle 1 Report post Posted January 29, 2008 Gag reflex tester......step up to the plate.You have beautiful eyes.....looking back up at me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadioGaGa 162 Report post Posted January 29, 2008 "Save the Whales..."(Underneath that in smaller type)"...but first, have sex with a shy, romantic guy in a 'Save the Whales' t-shirt" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gummer12 134 Report post Posted January 29, 2008 lol...nice one radio...let's hear some more about boobs, and getting girls to earn their beads Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CapsFan 5 Report post Posted January 30, 2008 "Save the Whales..."(Underneath that in smaller type)"...but first, have sex with a shy, romantic guy in a 'Save the Whales' t-shirt"^^ Good one, here are some more... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites