Paris Hilton & Jose Theodore

[MissConduct 1]

She shoots, she SCORES!

Paris Hilton was in Canada for the Much Music Awards over the weekend and the heiress was quite friendly with a new man. Miss Hilton was seen partying and holding hands with hockey player Jose Theodore, goalie for the Colorado Avalanche

[hockeysew 0]

:o

UH OH

How is he going to explain this to Mrs Theodore ?

Christ there goes his game - how can you play when your junk swells up to 3 times its normal size due to the Penicellin shots hes gonna have to have??

Gonna need the XXXL cup!

Paris? EWWWWWWWW YUUUCK

[mnitishin 0]

Paris is the poster girl for loose women everywhere. she is worthless to everyone. i HATE paris. What is Theodore thinking?

[BK 0]

Paris is the poster girl for loose women everywhere. she is worthless to everyone. i HATE paris. What is Theodore thinking?

Dont even deny it.. If Paris Hilton came up to you right now and wanted to go back up to her hotel room for.. whatever... you wouldn't say yes?

I dont care if shes a loose woman.. I would hit it like a snaredrum.

[mack 44]

At least they have stuff in common, like they'd both let anything go between their legs.

[Edge 0]

At least they have stuff in common, like they'd both let anything go between their legs.

:lol: niiiice

Didn't see this one coming.

[hockeysew 0]

Paris is the poster girl for loose women everywhere. she is worthless to everyone. i HATE paris. What is Theodore thinking?

Dont even deny it.. If Paris Hilton came up to you right now and wanted to go back up to her hotel room for.. whatever... you wouldn't say yes?

I dont care if shes a loose woman.. I would hit it like a snaredrum.

And you wanna get Married?????

[Miike 1]

At least they have stuff in common, like they'd both let anything go between their legs.

Hahaha so true.

[BK 0]

Paris is the poster girl for loose women everywhere. she is worthless to everyone. i HATE paris. What is Theodore thinking?

Dont even deny it.. If Paris Hilton came up to you right now and wanted to go back up to her hotel room for.. whatever... you wouldn't say yes?

I dont care if shes a loose woman.. I would hit it like a snaredrum.

And you wanna get Married?????

hahaha.. im not married yet. ;)

Paris isn't worth it for me.. but if I were still single and had the chance, I would do otherwise.

[hockeysew 0]

Paris is the poster girl for loose women everywhere. she is worthless to everyone. i HATE paris. What is Theodore thinking?

Dont even deny it.. If Paris Hilton came up to you right now and wanted to go back up to her hotel room for.. whatever... you wouldn't say yes?

I dont care if shes a loose woman.. I would hit it like a snaredrum.

And you wanna get Married?????

hahaha.. im not married yet. ;)

Paris isn't worth it for me.. but if I were still single and had the chance, I would do otherwise.

See your learning-think fast and stick too it!!

Besides she would probably be like shtoinking a glass of water!!!!

[Chadd 916]

Paris is the poster girl for loose women everywhere. she is worthless to everyone. i HATE paris. What is Theodore thinking?

Dont even deny it.. If Paris Hilton came up to you right now and wanted to go back up to her hotel room for.. whatever... you wouldn't say yes?

I dont care if shes a loose woman.. I would hit it like a snaredrum.

And you wanna get Married?????

hahaha.. im not married yet. ;)

Paris isn't worth it for me.. but if I were still single and had the chance, I would do otherwise.

See your learning-think fast and stick too it!!

Besides she would probably be like shtoinking a glass of water!!!!

This looks like the place for the requisite hotdog in a hallway comment.

[Fury of One 6]

This looks like the place for the requisite hotdog in a hallway comment.

Either that or flying a private jet through the Grand Canyon.

[Dougie8 0]

Paris is the poster girl for loose women everywhere. she is worthless to everyone. i HATE paris. What is Theodore thinking?

Dont even deny it.. If Paris Hilton came up to you right now and wanted to go back up to her hotel room for.. whatever... you wouldn't say yes?

I dont care if shes a loose woman.. I would hit it like a snaredrum.

And you wanna get Married?????

hahaha.. im not married yet. ;)

Paris isn't worth it for me.. but if I were still single and had the chance, I would do otherwise.

See your learning-think fast and stick too it!!

Besides she would probably be like shtoinking a glass of water!!!!

This looks like the place for the requisite hotdog in a hallway comment.

Sounds like the right time to me!

[BK 0]

This looks like the place for the requisite hotdog in a hallway comment.

Either that or flying a private jet through the Grand Canyon.

What has seen more action?

Theodore's glove hand or Paris's 5 hole?

[Fury of One 6]

This looks like the place for the requisite hotdog in a hallway comment.

Either that or flying a private jet through the Grand Canyon.

What has seen more action?

Theodore's glove hand or Paris's 5 hole?

I'd say her 6 hole probably has seen more action than Jose's glove hand.

[BK 0]

Paris wants her own custom curve.. (wow, thats dirty lol).

[mnitishin 0]

Paris is the poster girl for loose women everywhere. she is worthless to everyone. i HATE paris. What is Theodore thinking?

Dont even deny it.. If Paris Hilton came up to you right now and wanted to go back up to her hotel room for.. whatever... you wouldn't say yes?

I dont care if shes a loose woman.. I would hit it like a snaredrum.

Didnt you just start a thread about you getting married? jk. if she asked me i would, but i highly doubt that she ever will, so its seems right to just insult her.

[hockeysew 0]

This looks like the place for the requisite hotdog in a hallway comment.

Either that or flying a private jet through the Grand Canyon.

What has seen more action?

Theodore's glove hand or Paris's 5 hole?

I'd say her 6 hole probably has seen more action than Jose's glove hand.

Either way the sound would be the same-WHOOOOOOOOSH!!!

The old joke of "if I could find my car keys I would drive out" comes to mind

[EBondo 236]

At least they have stuff in common, like they'd both let anything go between their legs.

Oh man. First time I've actually laughed in a few days

[tsiarls79 0]

At least they have stuff in common, like they'd both let anything go between their legs.

ZING!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

[MissConduct 1]

Theodore, now with the Colorado Avalanche and the new father of a three-month-old baby girl, escorted the hotel heiress to the MuchMusic Video Awards.

They were later seen in a passionate embrace at a restaurant and partied the night away at a club.

Theodore's Quebec agent says the athlete's private life is none of his concern.

His partner, Stephanie Cloutier, wouldn't comment.

..more..

[BK 0]

I get a dead link :S

[CardinalHcky19 0]

At least they have stuff in common, like they'd both let anything go between their legs.

hahah good one

[Vapor 0]

His partner, Stephanie Cloutier, wouldn't comment.

Looks like Theos "partner" is already bangin out Danny boy, so I guess this makes it even.

[BK 0]

Link works for me now..

^^ Wow.. Theo is looking a little femmy these days

..sorry.. I just hate the avs and had to get a low blow in.