pics from my weekend

[WBGMike 2]

nevermind

[Vapor 0]

ummmmmmmm....yeahhh

[mack 44]

Whilst riding immigrant in the back of a friend's pickup going to play golf, we had to swerve to avoid a dick running a red-light. I slide around in the back and rail the cab, dislocating my shoulder. Swallowed a dip too, just to add insult to injury.

No pics of the incident, let alone belly dancers or whatever either. Nothing but a sexy x-ray and some vike.

[BK 0]

I got my cellphone stolen and had to buy a crap sony ericsson gophone to cover me till I can get a new slvr.

thats about it.. no belly dancers here either..

[M-Cohen 0]

Got drunk with friends

Fell over second night while drunk

And met random guy that looked like this

I wish he was a belly dancer. But, alas. Nope.

[Vapor 0]

Ahhh Ive done that before. Meet the old drunk homeless guy in the park and offer him a sip of tequila if he danced. One of my friends had really long hair and a big beared, so we told him that this kid was jesus, so he got on his knees and started kissing his feet. We were in Rittenhouse Square in Central Philedelphia at the time. There is a nice sized fountin and coin pool. We got him to go into the pool and had the kid baptise him. Ahhh the good ol college days... 9 months ago.

[M-Cohen 0]

Yeah? I gotta admit something. I was trying to be cool by drinking OE. But it tastes like someone took a shit in a bottle, pissed on it. Let it sit for a few days and took the shit out. Argh.

[kosydar 0]

Wait, someone who popped their collar on multiple occasions and wears aviators and a plaid hat was trying to be cool? OE isn't shit, it just isn't the best out there. Mickey's is way better.

[A_Steeves12 0]

i got piss loaded and apparently ran around naked. i think my friends are just bullshitting me on that one.

[Vapor 0]

i got piss loaded and apparently ran around naked. i think my friends are just bullshitting me on that one.

running around naked = always gay. There is never a time where a guy runs around naked and it is either cool or funny. NEVER

[A_Steeves12 0]

i got piss loaded and apparently ran around naked. i think my friends are just bullshitting me on that one.

running around naked = always gay. There is never a time where a guy runs around naked and it is either cool or funny. NEVER

i know if i actually did it im very ashamed

[JR Boucicaut 3802]

Wait, someone who popped their collar on multiple occasions and wears aviators and a plaid hat was trying to be cool? OE isn't shit, it just isn't the best out there. Mickey's is way better.

Yeah but everyone knows Schlitz is where it's at. You don't ride the Bull..you ride wit it :)

[Vapor 0]

When I wanna have a classy night I start it off slow with some Pabs (thats the one that has that great big blue ribbon, kids). Next I will open up a can of Colt 45 and chug the shit out of that. Then I will turn to a bottle of freshly made Majorska. That vodka has gotta be the best. Next Ill down a 6pack of Bartles and James just to take the edge off.

A slight P.S.... I was in a bar in Chelsea called the Trailer Park. It went for that how trailer park trash theme inside, it was pretty cool and kitchy. Everything was going pretty well and I was enjoying myself until I looked at the tap. They had Pabs Blue Ribbon right on tap. If thats not good enough for you, they also had cans and bottles avalible. People actualy order that crap? I thought you just buy that at cheep liquor stores if you only have pocket change on you.

[mack 44]

Bollocks, it's all about the 211 Steel Reserve.

As for the guy who ran around naked...I just hope no one had a camera. One guy thought that was a great idea and ended up being the only one doing it. Girl had a camera, yadda, yadda, yadda, pictures were all over campus and he was called "Nubby" ever since.

[tokes 0]

Sorry but your homeless dude ain't got shit on these homeless guys from Vienna, Austria. They were chillin out at 9:30 in the morning on a Tuesday drinking wine out of tetra packs!

Nobody does homeless like the Europeans.

[Vapor 0]

if there ever comes a time in your life where you find it necessary to streak, make sure you have spent at least 8 or 9 minutes looking at pictures of paris hilton and fantisize what she would do if she saw you streaking. That should help you from gaining the nickname short stuff.

[Guy Incognito 0]

Next Ill down a 6pack of Bartles and James just to take the edge off.

Can't believe you said that in public.

[mack 44]

Also make sure the greens are kept trimmed because having Captain Caveman down there isn't going to help out any positive legends or stories.

[Vapor 0]

I remember in high school, a kid got pantsed in gym class, and all the girls screamed of horror as one girl put it "has that kid ever heard of nair down there?"

[mack 44]

The only horror stories I had from gym were one teacher that felt it was necessary to not only shower with students, but walk from his office thru the lockerroom to the shower naked. The other one involved having to take wrestling for a quarter, then hearing a kid scream as the kid he was wrestling popped a boner thru his sweatpants.

[kosydar 0]

Did you also go to Catholic school?

[hockeymom 2]

Also make sure the greens are kept trimmed because having Captain Caveman down there isn't going to help out any positive legends or stories.

Ahhh… Mack, I see you are well versed in the fine art of optical illusions.

[Vapor 0]

Next Ill down a 6pack of Bartles and James just to take the edge off.

Can't believe you said that in public.

your right, im gonna man up and buy some zima.

[mack 44]

Did you also go to Catholic school?

Yes and it won't help that this was at an all-boys school either.

Hockeymom:

It's far better than having to say "My penis is a foot long...from my spleen."