Ridin' Dirty

[MissConduct 1]

turn on speakers and watch :)

at work cant listen?

What he's sayin:

White & Nerdy by Al Yankovic

They see me mowin’

My front lawn

I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy

Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?

Look at me, I’m white and nerdy

I wanna roll with

The gangstas

But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy

I’m just too white and nerdy.

Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT

Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D

MC Escher - that’s my favorite MC

Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea

My rims never spin, to the contrary

You’ll find that they’re quite stationary

All of my action figures are cherry

Steven Hawking’s in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out

Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces

Yo, I know pi to a thousand places

Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

I’m a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days

Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed

My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze

There’s no killer app I haven’t run

At Pascal, well I’m number one

Do vector calculus just for fun

I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun

Happy Days is my favorite theme song

I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong

I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on

My Segway

I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy

Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy

Look at me, I’m white and nerdy

I’d like to roll with

The gangstas

Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy

I’m just too white and nerdy

How’d I get so white and nerdy

I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’

X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em

The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em

My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

Shopping online for deals on some writable media

I edit Wikipedia

I memorized Holy Grail really well

I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL

I got a business doing websites

When my friends need some code, who do they call?

I do HTML for ‘em all

Even made a homepage for my dog

Yo, I got myself a fanny pack

They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap

Pop, pop, hope no one sees me

Gettin’ freaky

I’m nerdy in the extreme

And whiter than sour cream

I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team

Only question I

Ever thought was hard

Was do I like Kirk

Or do I like Picard

Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair

Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin’

They laughin’

And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause I’m so white and nerdy

Just because I’m white and nerdy

Just because I’m white and nerdy

All because I’m white and nerdy

Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with

The gangstas

But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy

I’m just too white and nerdy

Look at me, I’m white and nerdy

[top_shelf_24 0]

Lmao. Thankyou. :D

[blues_91 0]

that's hilarious

[Duder84 0]

I was wondering where he's been lately

[dieselbro 0]

ahaah thats a classic!

[Adam91 0]

Thats up there with Omish Paradise

[jasper 0]

****Amish

[Meathead 0]

I thought this was an offroading thread. (Dissipointed)

[jasper 0]

I thought this was an offroading thread. (Dissipointed)

if its any consolation, i love to drift and fishtail :D

[Juice_Slowjamz 0]

I thought this was an offroading thread. (Dissipointed)

That's the gayest shit I've ever heard.

You have no idea what "riding dirty" is, do you?

[tokes 0]

I thought this was an offroading thread. (Dissipointed)

if its any consolation, i love to drift and fishtail :D

If it's any consolation, drifting is hella gay.

158 Days 'till my GT-R arrives off the container ship, already have an N1 oil pump and water pump, bigger turbos, new exhaust manifolds, downpipes, full exhaust, a fuel system, and a PowerFC. The only kind of drifting I like is when a car makes so much power it loses traction on the highway.

[Meathead 0]

I thought this was an offroading thread. (Dissipointed)

if its any consolation, i love to drift and fishtail :D

I usually go down with my Jeep to the local mud pit and we have competitions to see who can get their truck the dirtyest (aka mudding). Double points if you can get stuck.

Like this...

[Meathead 0]

I thought this was an offroading thread. (Dissipointed)

That's the gayest shit I've ever heard.

You have no idea what "riding dirty" is, do you?

No clue. I know it's in some gay rap song though.

[kobcc 0]

didn't recognize him without the hair!

[zochi 1]

personally I love tha amish song.

It has a really good tune to it as well it is very funny. :)

[jasper 0]

I thought this was an offroading thread. (Dissipointed)

if its any consolation, i love to drift and fishtail :D

If it's any consolation, drifting is hella gay.

158 Days 'till my GT-R arrives off the container ship, already have an N1 oil pump and water pump, bigger turbos, new exhaust manifolds, downpipes, full exhaust, a fuel system, and a PowerFC. The only kind of drifting I like is when a car makes so much power it loses traction on the highway.

i dont actually like drift race, i just like fishtailing and drifting around turns and stuff, oh an by the way "hella" is the gayest adjective ever.

[Chadd 916]

Please keep this up, I haven't suspended anyone in weeks.

[jasper 0]

nah nah im done now hahahaha, but seriously the word "hella" is really annoying

[mack 44]

So are white guys that are heavily into rap but here we are.

[jasper 0]

its all relative

[Chadd 916]

its all relative

As in "you're parents were relatives before the wedding?"

[jasper 0]

haha no....

[Project_2501 0]

Origional song? Worst song ever. Stupid concept too.

This one? Effing hilarious.

"Hella" - Should never be spoken again.

Rap? Once some sort of time period like in the book 1984 rolls around, maybe it will be banned.

[ktang 34]

So, MissConduct is implying that all of us on ModSquadHockey are white and nerdy...