So my roommate just hooked up with my girl

[Fire0nIce228 1]

Do I kill him, her, or both?

[Hockeyman9621 0]

Wow that's awful. How did you find out?

[M-Cohen 0]

Well.. I would think rent is on him for a while.

[LkptTiger 1]

Wow, I'm sorry, buddy. That's brutal. How long have/had you two been together? Are/were you and your roomie close?

More importantly, whose name is on the lease?

[Fire0nIce228 1]

I'm one of the managers at a hotel in town and had to cover the overnight shift.. we have a few friends from PA down visiting, and they showed up at about 530 this morning to tell me. They had all went to a party together, and next thing they knew my roommate and my girl disappeared for like 2 hours.

He was my best friend in high school and he had been living here at the beach for about six months, talked about how awesome it was so I withdrew from school in PA in January and moved down to live the best few years of my life at the beach with my best friend.

Both our names are on the apartment lease, my mom's my cosigner so I cant just say fuck it and leave. The girl and I havn't been together that long, but it still suuuuuuucks.

[LkptTiger 1]

That really blows, dude. Obviously, I think the broad can be cut-off. The situation with your roommate/buddy might be a bit tougher. It seems you've been friends awhile, so I know you're not going to want to hear it, but a friend who drills your girlfriend while you're at work isn't much of a friend at all. If you're confident he's not going to run to the cops, I think a good ass-kicking might be in order - if you guys can work it out after that, God bless you...but I think I'd start trying to find someone to buy-out your half of the lease.

[Wolfpack_1986 154]

obviously, she aint the kind of girl you'd want. if she did it with your best friend and roommate, she was going to do it with someone else at some point in time. silver lining i suppose.

as for the roommate, man... its quite fucked up... dunno what to tell you there

[DEATHTRON 19]

Youre best friend? Does he have your back normally? If so, get it over with and go ahead and throw down. Have a beer afterwards and laugh about it later, its just a girl, they are a dime a dozen.

Zach

[pantherfan 0]

Youre best friend? Does he have your back normally? If so, get it over with and go ahead and throw down. Have a beer afterwards and laugh about it later, its just a girl, they are a dime a dozen.

Zach

Agreed.

Use it against him every couple of months or something when asking for a favor or if you "forget" your wallet before you go out.

[LkptTiger 1]

Have a beer afterwards and laugh about it later, its just a girl, they are a dime a dozen.

Sure, it's just a girl - one that he hadn't even been with that long - but it's the principle of the thing.

Girls who are "taken" are off-limits as far as I am concerned - nevermind when they are taken by your best friend. I find it hard to respect guys who go after another guy's girl, and I find it really hard to respect someone who stabs his buddy in the back...

[Jason Harris 31]

Youre best friend? Does he have your back normally? If so, get it over with and go ahead and throw down. Have a beer afterwards and laugh about it later

To me, I would have phrased it "my ex-best friend and my ex-girlfriend just hooked up," because there are certain lines we don't cross if we want to keep our friends or our spouses.

its just a girl, they are a dime a dozen.

Will your daughters be a dime a dozen?

Will your wife be a dime a dozen?

Is your mother a dime a dozen?

I bet you don't consider your friends a dime a dozen, yet you're suggesting the person who will grow into the best friend of your life is expendable. Ultimately, that attitude will make you equally as expendable in a relationship.

I'm not trying to harp on you particularly, because you're just spouting the company line, "dime a dozen, plenty of fish, etc." But trust me when I say life is a lot more enjoyable when you find the one in a million -- and you allow yourself to admit and enjoy that.

[Kovy_Ribs_Fedo 3]

Well said salming, I could have not said better.

Youre best friend? Does he have your back normally? If so, get it over with and go ahead and throw down. Have a beer afterwards and laugh about it later

To me, I would have phrased it "my ex-best friend and my ex-girlfriend just hooked up," because there are certain lines we don't cross if we want to keep our friends or our spouses.

its just a girl, they are a dime a dozen.

Will your daughters be a dime a dozen?

Will your wife be a dime a dozen?

Is your mother a dime a dozen?

I bet you don't consider your friends a dime a dozen, yet you're suggesting the person who will grow into the best friend of your life is expendable. Ultimately, that attitude will make you equally as expendable in a relationship.

I'm not trying to harp on you particularly, because you're just spouting the company line, "dime a dozen, plenty of fish, etc." But trust me when I say life is a lot more enjoyable when you find the one in a million -- and you allow yourself to admit and enjoy that.

[mack 44]

Fire, if you have separate bathrooms the solution is simple: Upper deck him.

[LkptTiger 1]

...I don't think that would be nearly enough. That's more "prank" than it is revenge. I like to think that one's retaliation to an action should be something that, were it the initial "strike", warrant reciprocation in the form of the first offense. Upper-decking someone's throne hardly justifies the screwing of another's girlfriend.

[mack 44]

That's a starter and I don't think we really need to get into the revenge things other than stuff like "get to know his sister or mother biblically."

[LkptTiger 1]

"I have known her." - John Proctor; The Crucible

Sorry, but I remember reading that a few years ago (don't make fun - I'm still young) and thinking it was hilarious. One of my buddies and I still make comments about "getting to know" a female "in the Biblical sense."

[Stampeder 2]

That book/movie is fucked. Just beat the guy up and do up as many sluts in his bed as possible.

[trevor13478 1]

I'm one of the managers at a hotel in town and had to cover the overnight shift.. we have a few friends from PA down visiting, and they showed up at about 530 this morning to tell me. They had all went to a party together, and next thing they knew my roommate and my girl disappeared for like 2 hours.

have you talked to either of them? cause i mean from what i hear, nothing is certain yet. there may be some other story behind it, just because your friends didn't see them doesn't mean they hooked up. before you blow up at either of them, i'd just make sure you knnow your facts.

...and if all else fails, im with mack, the upper decker never fails

[Fire0nIce228 1]

I havn't spoken with either of them. Friends saw them making out, then said they disappeared for like two hours. Plus my roommate did text me saying he fucked up, but he's been at work all day and I'm leaving for work now, so I havn't seen him face:face. But I know its for sure happened, the girl told another one of my friends who stopped by, and he said he knew about it.

Explain the upper deck. I kinda wanna punch him while he sleeps.

[JR Boucicaut 3802]

www.urbandictionary.com

Search upper deck

[Fire0nIce228 1]

okay. awesome!

[Buzz_LightBeer 969]

Good Firehouse pank but it'll work:

get 6 - 12 feeder mice from a local pet store. when he's not home, put said mice in his pillow case and stape it shut. Viola.

OR

take his oreo cookies out of pantry, scrape out delicious creme filling, replace with not-so deliious toothpase, reassemble cookie. put back in box.

[LkptTiger 1]

I've got a few guys with the toothpaste Oreo. It can be a bitch to get it to look right, but it is worth the time to see the look on someone's face when he bites down into that nasty, sticky mint-chocolate mix.

[mack 44]

Hack his AIM and hit up all the fine 7th graders.

[JR Boucicaut 3802]

I've got a few guys with the toothpaste Oreo. It can be a bitch to get it to look right, but it is worth the time to see the look on someone's face when he bites down into that nasty, sticky mint-chocolate mix.

Use denture cream :)