Need some Pranks ideas

[willy0314 0]

last year we made two freshmen come to school dressed as batman and superman. The whole team followed them to their classes - it was the funniest shit ever.

[N!! 0]

I have a good one, if he wears a cage you have to get him before he puts his helmet on.

Wait until he's occupied doing something else, go stand next to him and then say his name really loud to get his attention. When he looks in your direction, just jab him in the eye with the butt end of your stick as hard as you can.

Haha.

Kind of like the kid whose foot I patched a couple years ago (before sending him to the ER). Two teammates were boxing in the locker room, one stepped backwards with his skates on, and sliced through innocent bystander's foot all the way to the tarsals.

I'm fairly certain you were being facetious, but still....

[Grinder 2]

Sleep with his mom, and then, just before he heads out for a crucial face off, tell him, "Hey, I slept with your mom."

[Monty22 833]

Put a dead hooker in his car trunk.

[Gummer12 134]

Effective.. but not too many Hookers in this area...dammit

[-brady2 0]

haha last night at practice was a kids bday so we got cupcakes, and thhey gave him sone cupcake in the face and it started a cupcake fight, it was fairly intense. One kid had a nice move, threw a cupcake up to one of our goalies saying hey catch so he put his hands out to grab it, and then the kid whipped his other cupcake and smoked him in the face.

And on tuesdays, the midget AAA's practice before us, and us being the minor AAA team(just 15 year olds) they came in, used sock tape and taped all the backup sticks together, that was a bitch to get out. So the week after when they were doing dryland after we switched kids pants and shirts around, and hid a bunch of sticks up in the AC vents, duct taped sticks to the roof and under the benches, and put sand in the skate compartment of one assholes bag.

Thank god we locked our doors.

[li7039 0]

There is this one bad player at my school. Not too many kids on the team like him. We have two JV teams we are 0-5 and the b team is 1-5 Well Im on the A team and he is on the B team and we lost to his team. So he has been bragging about being in 9th place out of 10 teams. So on tuesday we had a game and we lost 7-0. We got a TV news program at school that says all the sports scores, so we decided to say we won 5-0 and that the bad kid scored all 5 goals. We the next day he walks in saying that losing 7-0 is not that bad, and about 15 min later the news comes on and says our score. Were all laughing except him. But than one of his teachers goes up to him and congradulates him. Than during lunch the whole cafe starts clapping for him. He got up and left the room for about 10 min. Than his team went on to lose 11-1 the next night.

So mean but so funny. And the whole school thinks were 1-4 now too.

[AnthonyJTa 0]

nothing more annoying than dropping 5 or 6 pennies in someone's shaft.... the noise is the worst.

[Gummer12 134]

haha last night at practice was a kids bday so we got cupcakes, and thhey gave him sone cupcake in the face and it started a cupcake fight

I bet the rink workers LOVED that one...VERY smart..good luck with your next sharpening there

[-brady2 0]

haha last night at practice was a kids bday so we got cupcakes, and thhey gave him sone cupcake in the face and it started a cupcake fight

I bet the rink workers LOVED that one...VERY smart..good luck with your next sharpening there

Yeah, I bet you they loved it so much, considering we aren't 12 year old little brats and cleaned up our dressing before we left.

[shifter 0]

stuff a dead gerbil in his skates or ruin his skate blades by scraping it across the wall when hes not around and when he touches the ice!! Hes going to have fun falling :)

[-brady2 0]

There is this one bad player at my school. Not too many kids on the team like him. We have two JV teams we are 0-5 and the b team is 1-5 Well Im on the A team and he is on the B team and we lost to his team. So he has been bragging about being in 9th place out of 10 teams. So on tuesday we had a game and we lost 7-0. We got a TV news program at school that says all the sports scores, so we decided to say we won 5-0 and that the bad kid scored all 5 goals. We the next day he walks in saying that losing 7-0 is not that bad, and about 15 min later the news comes on and says our score. Were all laughing except him. But than one of his teachers goes up to him and congradulates him. Than during lunch the whole cafe starts clapping for him. He got up and left the room for about 10 min. Than his team went on to lose 11-1 the next night.

So mean but so funny. And the whole school thinks were 1-4 now too.

oh burn, now everyone thinks he scored 5 goals?

[Bryan Czajka 0]

Sleep with his mom, and then, just before he heads out for a crucial face off, tell him, "Hey, I slept with your mom."

Put a dead hooker in his car trunk.

Definitely taking it to a whole other level. Nice

[JBP 18]

Put a can of foaming shaving cream in the freezer for a few days, let it freeze solid. Cut the top off carefully after frozen and drop it in his bag, car where ever and as it thaws it expands like crazy. Will fill a bag up full.

[chippa13 1844]

There is this one bad player at my school. Not too many kids on the team like him. We have two JV teams we are 0-5 and the b team is 1-5 Well Im on the A team and he is on the B team and we lost to his team. So he has been bragging about being in 9th place out of 10 teams. So on tuesday we had a game and we lost 7-0. We got a TV news program at school that says all the sports scores, so we decided to say we won 5-0 and that the bad kid scored all 5 goals. We the next day he walks in saying that losing 7-0 is not that bad, and about 15 min later the news comes on and says our score. Were all laughing except him. But than one of his teachers goes up to him and congradulates him. Than during lunch the whole cafe starts clapping for him. He got up and left the room for about 10 min. Than his team went on to lose 11-1 the next night.

So mean but so funny. And the whole school thinks were 1-4 now too.

The combined record of the JV teams is 1-10 and there is ONE bad player at your school?????

[li7039 0]

Ok one REALLY bad player.

[Penguinsfanatic 0]

Put a dead hooker in his car trunk.

staying along those lines....you kinda have to do this during the spring summer or fall, get a dead fish and put it in a brown paper bag and hide it in his car so he cant find it or wont see it...well the sun will just bake the inside of his car and the fish will smell so disgusting and he wont know its in there

[2-Keys 1]

How about "Don't be a dick and have fun playing hockey..."

im def. going to agree w/ that... y be a dick to your teammates? practical jokes are fun but messing w/ someones stuff isnt cool.

[Nutella 0]

Put pink tape on his stick before the game!

I've had this one happen. I went out with the pink tape because we did not have time. I did not hear the end of it.

[chippa13 1844]

haha last night at practice was a kids bday so we got cupcakes, and thhey gave him sone cupcake in the face and it started a cupcake fight

I bet the rink workers LOVED that one...VERY smart..good luck with your next sharpening there

Yeah, I bet you they loved it so much, considering we aren't 12 year old little brats and cleaned up our dressing before we left.

What special ed type of team over the age of say 7 gets cupcakes for some kid's birthday?

[saveourpens 0]

we had some dicks on my team. one time someone tipped a garbage can on another, then he got back by returning the same favor.

a small one, but no one likes taking the water bottles, so we'd sometimes hide the suckers in someone's bag.

[calihockey11 0]

well this wasnt really a prank but a whole thing of bengay spilled in my friends bag and when he had to put his gear on after about ten minutes his muscles became all loose and relaxed, it was pretty funny to watch him skate

[All Torhs Team 0]

Sleep with his mom, and then, just before he heads out for a crucial face off, tell him, "Hey, I slept with your mom."

That is funny just because Ive had that experience and did make fun of my teammate. I some how slept walk and ended up in the same bed as his mom in the morning. Everybody in the room was confused in the morning, including myself. But the team got a kick of if.

Two pranks that come to mind quickly--

Get like two rolls of tape and just completly wrap their jock with it in all different directions. They will have a fun time getting that un-done.

Or do the same thing to their stick. Giving them extra padding on the blade or on the shaft. You can tell them they needed to practice with a weighted stick.

Usually they will be scrambling to get it un-done right before they head out onto the ice.

[Fire0nIce228 1]

Or they could be smart and cut it a knife that every player should have in there bag and take it off pretttttttttty easily.

[All Torhs Team 0]

Why should every player have a knife in their bag? I know like one who does.