Worst Team Names

[Powerfibers 8]

Frozen Seamen

Saw this at this weekend's disastrous Labbatt Pond Hockey Tourney.

In light of the octuplets, it really made me laugh!

[brettlynch11 0]

Port Huron Flags. It really isn't that bad, but when you are playing for them in your early teens it seems to get mistaken for Fags by the other teams quite a bit.

[Hockeyman11385 1]

I play for a team called the Stowe Slugs. Fairly entertaining considering we play in a fairly high level adult league up here.

[k13 0]

Worst i've seen is 'The Wade Belak Experience'

[fieldofdreams 0]

There was a team in my inline league called "The Openly Gators" <_<

[RecLeagueHero 0]

Zamboners would have to be the lamest name I think I've seen. To a point it's rec leauge and I don't expect anyone to take it seriously. On the other hand, there comes a time when "let's name the team somthing that is an obvious reference to sexual organs" is just immature to the point of stupidity.

[mattyr33 0]

My friend played on a men's league team called "Camel Toe Joe's"

They wore bright pink jerseys with a cartoon character of someone with a camel toe. Hilarious jersey but I heard all the teams hated them and they got kicked out of the league for fighting a lot.

[JohnnyCanuck 0]

There is a team in the arena I play in called "Vicious & Delicious" as well as a team with yellow jerseys and the appropriate logo, they are called the Hulkamaniacs.

[dahonam 3]

Some of the names I've seen currently at the local rink... "Sofa King Bad", "Ernest Plays Hockey" and "Little Girlz" (adult team)... yeah... weird

[Rink Rat 0]

Back in mites I was on a house team called The Rockets...

[DevilsFan38 0]

Last week we played a team called the Blue Ribbon Bubbies

[RadioGaGa 162]

The 'Topeka Tarantulas" is pretty bad...coming from a guy with a pretty decent case of arachnophobia.

[starsfan71 9]

Boats and Hoes (first mens league team)

Border Patrol (My bantam summer team we lasted 2 games until they change us to the puck hawgs)

[eric42434224 1]

worst name ever.

Guy who started the team mixed "Soaring Gulls" with "Scoring Goals", and called us....yes....

The Scoring Gulls.

Worse, he picked the 1990's St. Louis Blue's away uniforms.

I win.

Actually, I lose.

Good thing is, his brother got an escort service to sponsor us. New name and new RBK uniforms coming. :)

[Ten 0]

You don't know what a bad name is until you've played for the Vancouver Spirit. We're sponsered by the 2010 Winter Olympics, so they forced us to name ourselves after the "Spirit Bear" (A genetically mutated species of brown bear which is completely white. It originated in British Columbia).

When I tell people I play hockey, they always seem to ask "What team do you play for?"

...As you can probably guess, it always turns into an awkward, embaressing conversation when they ask.

[kuazzi 0]

Here's a funny one. These guys I played against years ago, I thought they were sponsored by some local furniture store. Their team name was Sofa Kingdom. If you don't get it, accent the second half of each word.

[Fourth Line Grind 0]

All of my teams growing up were some lame copy of a NHL team or just boring, Mighty Green Oilers, Mavericks, Sharks, etc.

'Cept once when we were sponsored by Esso we were the High Octane

[Apes44 7]

there is a team called the rink rats with black jerseys and pink logos and socks

[domifan28 0]

Well, our beer league has some interesting names, 4 teams in the league:

Redwings

Coal Miners

Killer Chefs

Assorted nuts

[Masa 0]

big black hawks

[greech 4]

There's a High School team around here called the Dolphins, never could take them seriously.