Locker Room pranks

[RadioGaGa 162]

The team taped all of our coaches equipment to the wall...he wasn't too happy about that.

Pranks on the coach can only lead to bad things:

I've provided an example!

[hoonking 0]

Bumping an OLD thread, with this:

http://ourhistory.canadiens.com/article/Mikey-Scissorhands

Wonderin' if he is still cutting and taping in Manitoba of the AHL?

That's great :lol:

[rinkrat94 1]

I was a victim of a quadruple "rat belly". Not pleasant but funny if you are not the victim.

[BarDownGinos 3]

My favorite has always been taking a plug out of a guys stick and filling it with water then putting the plug back in.

[alexk 0]

Teammate was takeing awhile on the toilet so three of us went up to the stall and emptied water bottles on him, nothing to tasteless but fun nonetheless.

[hoonking 0]

Well, I guess this could be considered a prank on everyone in the room...

So a player on my team took a Turkey Hill iced tea jug (our teammates'), hung upside down from the racks on the wall (naked) and hung it from his dong. Needless to say, the kid didn't want his iced tea back.

[Zylos45 118]

Well, I guess this could be considered a prank on everyone in the room...

So a player on my team took a Turkey Hill iced tea jug (our teammates'), hung upside down from the racks on the wall (naked) and hung it from his dong. Needless to say, the kid didn't want his iced tea back.

I have something...not as homoerotic as this but

I took the box of my midget porn DVD and stuck it in my buddies bag in the pouch he keeps his shower stuff while everyone was on the ice

after our game when we we all hanging out in the 'room ..he pulled out his shower stuff and out fell the box to "Bridget the Midget"

the look on everyone's face was priceless :o

ahh memories

[starsfan71 9]

I have something...not as homoerotic as this but

I took the box of my midget porn DVD and stuck it in my buddies bag in the pouch he keeps his shower stuff while everyone was on the ice

after our game when we we all hanging out in the 'room ..he pulled out his shower stuff and out fell the box to "Bridget the Midget"

the look on everyone's face was priceless :o

ahh memories

Why did you have midget porn to begin with?

[Chadd 916]

Teammate was takeing awhile on the toilet so three of us went up to the stall and emptied water bottles on him, nothing to tasteless but fun nonetheless.

Keep a roll of duct tape in your bag and tape the door closed next time.

[GuitarAwesome 1]

My favorite has always been taking a plug out of a guys stick and filling it with water then putting the plug back in.

Hahaha, this is a great one, I'm going to try this!

[ronnychencharik 0]

1. Take a bunch of ice/snow off your steel, maybe some from your teammates, and stick it to the ceiling above someone. Priceless looks when they get drilled with that icy water.

2. This one takes a little while. Pick one person and throw all the tape balls in their bag when they are in the shower. They'll get mad eventually.

3. Single one person out and tell everyone else to wear swimtrunks on a future date. That one can start some jokes that last a long time.

[cyclone89 0]

We do one called the olympic sit up.

We keep the new guy going about he's weak, and not man enough to be playing, really wind the guy up. until we eventually challenge him to a test of strength.

You get him to lie down in the sit up position, and get him to stick his arms out then two big guys lie on his arms. He is told that he has to do as many sit ups as possible in 30secs (with the guys on his arms), but as soon as he is down, you get the sweatiest guy on the rink to drop his gear and face rape him with his ass.

New guy forced to sniff a sweaty hockey ass ====Priceless

[NextBobbyOrr 0]

Well, I've got 2 in mind that I've done so far this season.

1. Put some heat rub, in my teammates elbow pads. My god, was he pissed.

2. Instead of filling a teammates stick up with water, try gravel or small rocks or sand. They get so paranoid that their stick is breaking and freak out. This usually works best for those with brand new sticks.

And I didn't do this, but my friend lost a bet and had to follow through. He put laxatives in his goalies water bottle in practice. That was the meanest, cruelest, yet funniest thing I have ever seen in my hockey career. I'm not even kidding. Were running a 2-1 drill, he skates out of his net starts stripping as he skates/runs to the dressing room. That was so harsh, but I was crying from laughter. The coach is just like "what happened?"