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Locker Room pranks

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I know a kid in our youth league whose clothes was thrown in the shower. He then came into the locker room and asked who did it - they told him it was some kid, he then walked up to the kid, dropped his towel, and 'whipped him.

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... he then walked up to the kid, dropped his towel, and 'whipped him.

With the towel?

No, with his schlong.

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one kid hit me with his slong and i punched him in the nose lol

I still think he got the best of you.

Most of the pranks I've seen that are good cannot be repeated.

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We havent done this yet, but our highschool team was thinkin about makin the rooks do the "Cracker Barrel 500". Basically, we make an obsticale course that they have to run through naked, while holding a cracker in their butt cheeks. And whoever doesnt finish first has to eat the cracker :lol:

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thats the nastiest thing i have ever heard in my life. if i was a freshman or w/e on your team and you tryed making me do that i would bitch slap you, and most likely tell you to f*** off. than following that in the next practice i would smoke you in a breakout drill with you head down. ie:miracle.

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i think the worst thing we ever did was take this kids skates before he got to the rink, and grind the blades together and then scrapped them on the cement. he was falling all practice. it was hilarious. the kids a dick to everyone though, so he had it comming ;) :D

now that was histerical after we were done he had absolutely no edges. i kinda felt bad after we did it though because he had to get his skates cross-ground after we did that. but we told him it was the skate sharpening guys fault. we said he always screws up our skates too!lol :lol:

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thats the nastiest thing i have ever heard in my life. if i was a freshman or w/e on your team and you tryed making me do that i would bitch slap you, and most likely tell you to f*** off. than following that in the next practice i would smoke you in a breakout drill with you head down. ie:miracle.
Yeah, we ultimately decided against it. We were also thinkin about giving the kids buzz cuts, but our coach told us not to do anything, and this one kids mom said if we touched his hair she would sue every one of us.

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Ok since this thread has been "resurrected", I have a few locker room hijinks.

1. At the end of a long road trip, a self proclaimed superstar left his bag outside of the locker room and left, not in it. So our goalie took one of the kid's skates and hid it in his stall. So at morning practice the next day, the kid sees that theres a skate missing, he questions us all, we say no that we don't know where it is, and he starts CRYING!!!!! So 10 minutes later he gets dressed and tells us he dosen't need skates. He goes on the ice in street shoes and all his equiptment and he falls face first. Funny, he eventually found his skate

2. Same kid, taking a shower then one kid has a fire alarm sound on his iphone, leans into the shower room and turns it on. Kid runs with a wash cloth on his schlong outside through the lobby. Priceless

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2. Same kid, taking a shower then one kid has a fire alarm sound on his iphone, leans into the shower room and turns it on. Kid runs with a wash cloth on his schlong outside through the lobby. Priceless

Really? wouldn't he have seen his other teammates laughing and knew that it was a prank? I find it hard to believe that he would run out like that.

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Really? wouldn't he have seen his other teammates laughing and knew that it was a prank? I find it hard to believe that he would run out like that.

No we left the locker room except for the iphone kid and we were outside of the rink. he never noticed, and the rink was dead empty anyways

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Best ive done was to cling film (saran wrap) my teammates entire kit, including the individual pads in his helmet. Pretty hilarious when he showed up late to practice too lol.

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