I think it would be great to get the collective “friends of an NHL eqm’s mother’s aunt who works at a gym and trains the second cousin of an ECHLer who walks their dog with a hockey monkey employee” together in a room to see what kind of absurd gear theories they can come up with.
“Trues are actually repainted Megas from 1990”
”A lot of pros use Bauer sticks painted as CCMs”
Etc.