Sean Avery's monthly diatribe

[Chadd 916]

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/news_story.asp?id=137855

"I think it was typical of most French guys in our league with a visor on, running around and playing tough and not back anything up."

[2048 0]

Sean Avery reminds me of that simpsons episode where Monty Burns asks Abe Simpsons if he can go five seconds without embarassing himself, three seconds later Gramps' pants fall to his ankles.

[SR27 0]

I especially like the ending "Bob brainwashed players like me"

[jjtt99 0]

I wonder if Pickering, Ontario (where Avery is from) is missing their village idiot?

[Chadd 916]

There is no way to verify the veracity of this statement but it's funny.

2005-09-28 12:22:09 PM  Isuldirs [TotalFark] 

Sean Avery, as a hockey player, is a ass. But he gave me a bag of magic mushrooms in Whistler and his girlfriend gave my brother weed in Vegas, so hes ok my book.

/Avery LOVES to party

//HARD

[this guy 0]

I was at the LA/COL game last night and Tanguay DRILLED Avery near the end of the game. It was so funny Avery jumped right up and wanted to go then May comes in and Avery all of a sudden gets sand in his vagina and changes his mind. Then Lappy wanted to go earlier in the game and Avery pussed out again.

[freq019 0]

Sean Avery reminds me of that simpsons episode where Monty Burns asks Abe Simpsons if he can go five seconds without embarassing himself, three seconds later Gramps' pants fall to his ankles.

:lol: That sums it up pretty good

[Fletch 219]

I was at the LA/COL game last night and Tanguay DRILLED Avery near the end of the game. It was so funny Avery jumped right up and wanted to go then May comes in and Avery all of a sudden gets sand in his vagina and changes his mind. Then Lappy wanted to go earlier in the game and Avery pussed out again.

Wait until the regular season ;)

[SR27 0]

Oh my....Avery is a piece of poo...

[Steveo 0]

Did anyone see the interview with George Leraque(sp?) he was seriously bashing Avery, it was quite funny

[mik3 1]

Guys wear visors because of guys like Avery who have no control of their sticks and have to try and become tough guys. Is there a bigger puss of a "tough guy" in the league than Avery?

[mack 44]

Did anyone see the interview with George Leraque(sp?) he was seriously bashing Avery, it was quite funny

I liked when he asked who he was and if he'd even make the team.

[s Greens 0]

avery's a gongshow. i hope someone tunes him up good

[SR27 0]

Guys wear visors because of guys like Avery who have no control of their sticks and have to try and become tough guys. Is there a bigger puss of a "tough guy" in the league than Avery?

Probably not but maybe Barnaby comes in close.

[Sichy 6]

George Laraque's comments on Sean Avery has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard from a hockey player. I don't remember exactly what he said, but Laraque said something in the lines of this, "Who's Sean Avery? Has he even played 70 games in the NHL? Is he even going to make the team? Avery, you are not Jeremy Roenick." Just the way Laraque said it was hilarious. Laraque should consider a part-time gig as a comedian.

[2048 0]

Guys wear visors because of guys like Avery who have no control of their sticks and have to try and become tough guys. Is there a bigger puss of a "tough guy" in the league than Avery?

Probably not but maybe Barnaby comes in close.

How is Barnaby a pussy? He fights everyone. He never wins, but he always fights.

[dietzie27 0]

i give barnaby credit he never backs down or quits. same with kelly buchberger. that guy needs to come back

[mik3 1]

Barnaby fought Cairns in a hallway, that puts him lightyears ahead of Sean Avery.

[tokes 0]

George Laraque's comments on Sean Avery has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard from a hockey player. I don't remember exactly what he said, but Laraque said something in the lines of this, "Who's Sean Avery? Has he even played 70 games in the NHL? Is he even going to make the team? Avery, you are not Jeremy Roenick." Just the way Laraque said it was hilarious. Laraque should consider a part-time gig as a comedian.

Oh shit yeah. He's talking about avery and says the "You're not Roenick" bit, then looks right into the camera. "Wake up. Shawn. Wake up!" Perfectly like JR. Hilarious.

[Hockeyman9621 0]

Can anyone get the Laraque clip?

[Dave 1]

I wonder if there is a connection with this new incident:

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/news_story/?ID=139531&hubname=nhl

That Avery guy should really learn to shut up.

[Guest Marcelo Cordoba]

I wonder if there is a connection with this new incident:

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/news_story/?ID=139531&hubname=nhl

That Avery guy should really learn to shut up.

In the U.S., we go by "Innocent until proven guilty."

"Saying it doesn't have any concrete evidence, the NHL doesn't plan any action over an alleged derogatory remark in Tuesday night's NHL game between the Edmonton Oilers and Los Angeles Kings."

[Guest Marcelo Cordoba]

By the way, and just my opinion...I call bullsh*t on this.

If this TRULY did happen...you would have heard about it immediately after the game, in the post game interviews, in all of the write ups of the game.

Sean Avery using a racial slur against Georges Laraque, especially with Avery's comments of two weeks ago, would have been immediately HUGE...not the next morning!

[Dave 1]

In the U.S., we go by "Innocent until proven guilty."

Oh, well, thank you for explaining that to a third world legal doctorand. If this is so, I wonder why the U.S. still incarcerate numerous Afghans in Guantanamo Bay after several years without trial, verdict and without even giving them access to a lawyer.

Now that you say it, I'm sure that Laraque just made up that n.... story. Laraque should really shut up.

[Guest Marcelo Cordoba]

Oh, well, thank you for explaining that to a third world legal doctorand. If this is so, I wonder why the U.S. still incarcerate numerous Afghans in Guantanamo Bay after several years without trial, verdict and without even giving them access to a lawyer.

Now that you say it, I'm sure that Laraque just made up that n.... story. Laraque should really shut up.

They're guilty :D

As far as Laraque goes, you tell me, do you believe that it happened? Why would the story have surfaced the next day, and not that night? If it truly happened, the story would have been news immediately after the game.