Need a witty put-down/sarcastic quote

[Hobbes_86 0]

Ok here’s the breakdown. A woman that I work with has a new position in the company and today is her last day in my department. A card is being passed around for everyone to sign. The reason I need a good put-down is because I can’t stand the lazy good-for-nothing troll! She comes to work 30-45 min late does nothing to help anyone out, surfs E-Bay all day, then goes home about 30 min early everyday. It’s common around here for us to go back and help out in the warehouse if there is a huge order or transfer, but she will just sit on her lazy a$$ and watch tv. I’m not exaggerating!

I’m thinking about putting something like this on her card:

Good luck, I’m sure your hard work and dedication will be fully appreciated in your new position.

Please tell me you guys can come up with something better!!!

[WAMPS19 0]

In my opinion if you are in a professional environment you might want to be the better person. Someone will notice her behavior some day and it will catch up to her. I would refrain from saying anything that other people are going to tie to you. Just wish her luck and move on.

[teamriot38 0]

Put " Goodluck on your ebay endevors, and don't work too hard!"

[Hobbes_86 0]

awww man...you had to go and bring up the whole "professional" thing....

I just so much wanna get that last dig!!

Well I will consider it. Thanks for being the 'angel' in the proverbial shoulder. :D

Riot:

Thats too funny!! But I think I need to be a bit more subtle. Thanks!

[Allsmokenopancake 0]

Good luck in your new position, I hope your chair there was as comfy as apparently your chair here was

[Quintin 16]

"I'd be more apathetic if you weren't so lethargic"

[Gongshow11 1]

if she has a big nose, say: "you smoke in the shower."

otherwise, be so kind as to say: "who do i need to f*** to get the same position?"

[Chadd 916]

Congratulations on your new position, I'm sure everyone in that department will come to appreciate your work ethic and team spirit as much as we have.

[pldhockey4 0]

yeah, dont take it too far, u might get introuble.

[mack 44]

"You were here?"

[pldhockey4 0]

"You were here?"

or

"and you are?"

[Project_2501 0]

Congratulations on your new position, I'm sure everyone in that department will come to appreciate your work ethic and team spirit as much as we have.

Nice and subtle, I like it.

[Jim A 4]

I always said you were suited for middle management

[gotdangles16 0]

go with chadds

[Kovy_Ribs_Fedo 3]

"You were here?"

damn mack, this one is so funny. :lol:

[Hobbes_86 0]

Mack, that one is soooo her! but I decided to go with Chadds suggestion...wanted to keep it subtle and since it was coming from me she would get it...but everyone else would be none the wiser. :lol:

Thanks for the help!