Moment of Stupidity

[homerocks 0]

Here are two...

After an away game, our equip. manager left all of our jerseys in a bag outside of the other college's rink. After we returned home a few hours later he went to get the jerseys off of the bus and realized that he left them all at the game. He only told me and another captain that he had done this. He called the rink, and they found the bag sitting on the sidewalk in front of the rink. He ended up paying to have the jerseys overnighted.

Another one...Two summers ago, I got pretty tanked prior to playing a summer league game. I ended up dropping the gloves for something that I probably started in my drunkedness, and I proceded to throw numerous uppercuts that repeatedly landed. In my vague rememberance, I recall winding up to throw a massive hook, which completely missed, and I fell flat on my face and split my chin wide open...a good 3/4" split....bled all over the place. I popped right back up and fired away again, but in the end I looked like I got beaten pretty badly even though this guy didn't land a punch!

[mattzilla 0]

ive forgotten skates at home a few times, jerseys, sticks...

gametimes.

[KYHockey3 0]

i know a kid who had his bag in the back of his dads truck and the bag fell out.

when they went back only 1 skate was found and it was torn to shreds

[sc37 0]

Well...got another one, does losing to a team that has to skate another player out due to a missing goalie count?

[ctaz 0]

no and you know it doesn't count because we decided not to shot from half ice and the blue line every shot.

[sc37 0]

lol I knew you'd come on and say that...but yeah it sounded worse than it was.

[OhMyGodImOnFire 0]

I've put my goalie pads on backwards, my jersey on backwards, done the skateguard thing, and slipped for apparently no reason and fell on my butt (slippery sport court).

[Hazard14 0]

i got another one, the first time i played some street hockey (always played ice before that), i put on my brand new skates and decided to skate around the first floor of my house for a little. well since im used to playing ice, when i needed to stop i stopped like i would on ice. BIG MISTAKE. i flew forward and fell on my wrist (i thought i broke it) if thats not enough when i got up and skated off the pain, i did the same thing again, but luckily i got used to it

[thorpedo26 0]

i forgot my shoulder pads today. i had to play without any.

[TapOrSnap 0]

I once forgot to put on my cup...... It was still in my bag. I skated through 50 mins of practice then it came time to scrimmage. I hopped over the boards after a shift and thought "Hey that felt different..... Holy shit, I ain't jumping in front of shots anymore tonight"

[Methane 0]

Went to hop over the boards coming back onto the bench and fell. Got up, went to hop over, and my foot goes out from under me again. I guess I figured the old saying "third time's a charm" is true I try again, only to end up on my butt once again. One of the guys on the bench leans over the boards and asks "why don't you just use the door?"

Who knows what I was thinking.

[Neal 41]

I had a friend growing up who was infamous for forgetting equipment or showing up late. His best though was when he and his mom drove to the wrong town for a hockey game. To make it even better they chose a town of 100 people with no ice rink.

They probably found the only town in all of southern Manitoba without an ice rink...

[fgm23 0]

I had a friend who was late for a game.

So we ended calling him on his private phone.

On the phone he told us that he was in his car driving to the rink.

We then told him we were calling him on his private number not on his cell phone, and that he absolutely couldn't be on the way to the rink :-D

My personal moment was playing a complete game without a cup and realizing it after the game.

Never got hit in that area though :-)

[TBLfan 25]

I had a friend who was late for a game.

So we ended calling him on his private phone.

On the phone he told us that he was in his car driving to the rink.

We then told him we were calling him on his private number not on his cell phone, and that he absolutely couldn't be on the way to the rink :-D

My personal moment was playing a complete game without a cup and realizing it after the game.

Never got hit in that area though :-)

unless he has call forwarding ;)

[TapOrSnap 0]

I had a friend who was late for a game.

So we ended calling him on his private phone.

On the phone he told us that he was in his car driving to the rink.

We then told him we were calling him on his private number not on his cell phone, and that he absolutely couldn't be on the way to the rink :-D

My personal moment was playing a complete game without a cup and realizing it after the game.

Never got hit in that area though :-)

You only ever get hit if you're aware of it Self fulfilling prophecy

[Jarick 5]

Being only 5'8", some rinks have pretty tall boards to jump. About once a month or so, I tag my boys going over.

[oliverloran 0]

i got another one, the first time i played some street hockey (always played ice before that), i put on my brand new skates and decided to skate around the first floor of my house for a little. well since im used to playing ice, when i needed to stop i stopped like i would on ice. BIG MISTAKE. i flew forward and fell on my wrist (i thought i broke it) if thats not enough when i got up and skated off the pain, i did the same thing again, but luckily i got used to it

I did the same last year when the Roller Hockey WC was here, just i hit my shoulder hard on tha plastic surface so the next thing was to go to the doctor :P Eversince then i just wear ice skates.

[nafe 0]

on tuesday a guy on my team had just finished a shift

as he goes to go back on he starts looking for his helmet(on his head)

then he finds his gloves, goes to find his stick, which was with his gloves, and keeps looking until somebody points it out, then trips over on the court

at regional trials i have seen a guy forget an elbow pad and proceed to strap an old cup to his elbow with stick tap so he could pass kit checks

and i constantly forget my helmet before training, luckily the place i train is walking distance from my house

[kilner 0]

on tuesday a guy on my team had just finished a shift

as he goes to go back on he starts looking for his helmet(on his head)

:lol:

Done that before myself

[Ngo_35 1]

Being only 5'8", some rinks have pretty tall boards to jump. About once a month or so, I tag my boys going over.

haha you think 5"8 is bad eh? Im 5"3 so stop complaining. Everyone thinks im gonna jump the boards and drop kick someone since i need the momentum hahaha.

[DamnLocust 0]

did it again tonight. just as i was getting off the exit for the rink, I realized I had left my jock, socks, and jerseys in the dryer.

I made it home and back and only missed like 3 minutes of the first.

[crazykeeper3317 0]

ok so my team used to get the worst ice slot out there midnight till half one. so one night i go home take my jeans off and throw em straight in the wash and turned it on. woke up the next day thinking id left my phone at the rink went there searched the changing room and no sign of it i double checked my jeans which were no hanging out to dry nothing in em dropped something so bent down to pick it up and i found my phone had fallen out the pocket and obviously had bad water damage and wouldnt turn on :(

[kimo 0]

Shift change, stepped on the ice and fell forward. Broke my stick and cut myself right below my belly button. Team had a good laugh, I didnt.

[barrett 0]

Shift change, stepped on the ice and fell forward. Broke my stick and cut myself right below my belly button. Team had a good laugh, I didnt.

Ahaha , that would be pretty funny to see . Was it anythign expensive you broke?

[kimo 0]

It was during a scrimmage at a practice so I was only using a wood stick, still hurt and I was pulling splinters for a week.