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So Paris Hilton played hockey...

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With all the rubber that's been between her legs you'd think she had been a tendy.

Quote of the year.

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hm. if it weren't about hockey and not about some other sport, i would have thought that was a Onion article, with Paris's head just pated in...but hockey isn't one of those arbitrary sports that people usually use to make fun of people with.

why the heck would a ditzy princess pick hockey of all sports?!

i wonder how Avril Levigne is on skates...ah who cares, im just waiting for her spread in Hustler :D

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i wonder how Avril Levigne is on skates...ah who cares, im just waiting for her spread in Hustler :D

I think I recall seeing an Avril VH1 bio saying she was a scrappy pucker.

I will now light myself on fire.

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Had to revive this as I just saw her on Letterman talking about playing hockey. Surprising to say the least...

I tivo Letterman, so whenever he talks to her, I just fast forward. Maybe I'll go back and have a look at that :P .

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With all the rubber that's been between her legs you'd think she had been a tendy.

Quote of the year.

Absolutely!

Still, I think I love her even more now. <_<

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hm. if it weren't about hockey and not about some other sport, i would have thought that was a Onion article, with Paris's head just pated in...but hockey isn't one of those arbitrary sports that people usually use to make fun of people with.

why the heck would a ditzy princess pick hockey of all sports?!

i wonder how Avril Levigne is on skates...ah who cares, im just waiting for her spread in Hustler :D

Dude, I've played hockey with Aviril Levigne at chelsea piers. She sucks balls, she could hardly skate, but it was cool, it was a charity game BMG was throwing, plus Adam foote and Peter Forsberg was there, so that was pretty kool.

I wonder how paris' hockey bag smelled?

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I wonder how paris' hockey bag smelled?

I dont think you just want to know how that smells... more like the jill in the bag? ;)

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