The Spears Family Train Wreck continues...

[LkptTiger 1]

These "celebrities gone delinquent" stories are getting older than the obligatory "nice one" comments following a mack funny.

[cxo 0]

If anything, feel for the unborn (or recently born) kids of theirs that have absolutely no chance in life. Sure they won't go hungry or have to worry about somewhere to live, but that's only half of growing up. They're already screwed.

[TBLfan 25]

I wonder if she will end up as bad as britney in a few years. We shall see.

Also it seems like everyone in the music/film industry is pregnent too. I just heard Jessica Alba and Lily Allen are also pregnent. Must be something in the water in LA.

I cannot deny that I may be responsible for that one. B)

[hellkitty 0]

Wow no we have some gossip on here for once! You and Jessica huh?

[TBLfan 25]

Yes, just don't tell Charlize Theron... she might get jealous.

[strosedefence34 175]

i heard on the radio that the spears' mom's book is being put on hold by the publishers because it is a book about parenting....which is hilariously ironic...

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1576784/2...219/index.jhtml

[cxo 0]

"The spokesperson declined to say whether the focus of the book will change in light of Jamie Lynn's pregnancy announcement, or if the decision was a result of the news about the latest scandal to rock the family."

How is this a scandal. No one was scheming anything, she got knocked up. Talk about making mountains out of mole hills.

[mack 44]

I say publish the book. Then everyone can just do the opposite of what it says. Seriously, who would ever take advice from a mother who's had her children in the entertainment business for this long? That'd be like taking advice from a mother who puts their kid in beauty pageants when they're able to walk.

I was waiting on a Patsy Ramsey parenting "how-to" book until she finally died, thank God, because I want to know how often I should exhume my child's body to change her outfit.

PS We're citing MTV for a reference? Ugh.

[strosedefence34 175]

I say publish the book. Then everyone can just do the opposite of what it says. Seriously, who would ever take advice from a mother who's had her children in the entertainment business for this long? That'd be like taking advice from a mother who puts their kid in beauty pageants when they're able to walk.

I was waiting on a Patsy Ramsey parenting "how-to" book until she finally died, thank God, because I want to know how often I should exhume my child's body to change her outfit.

PS We're citing MTV for a reference? Ugh.

Sorry Mack I saw it on another message board. I didn't exactly search for the article. That family isn't worth my time.

[mack 44]

No it's not you, it's just seeing news and "mtv" in the link just adds to the hilarity of the situation. So this little tart takes it like a good Catholic girl, I'm okay with that.

[RadioGaGa 162]

No it's not you, it's just seeing news and "mtv" in the link just adds to the hilarity of the situation. So this little tart takes it like a good Catholic girl, I'm okay with that.

Come out Virginia, don't let me wait

You Catholic girls start much too late

aw But sooner or later it comes down to fate

I might as well be the one

well, They showed you a statue, told you to pray

They built you a temple and locked you away

Aw, but they never told you the price that you pay

For things that you might have done.....

Only the good die young

thats what i said

only the good die young x2

You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd

We ain't too pretty we ain't too proud

We might be laughing a bit too loud

aw But that never hurt no one

So come on Virginia show me a sign

Send up a signal I'll throw you the line

The stained-glass curtain you're hiding behind

Never lets in the sun

Darlin' only the good die young

woah

i tell ya

only the good die young x2

You got a nice white dress and a party on your confirmation

You got a brand new soul

mmmm, And a cross of gold

But Virginia they didn't give you quite enough information

You didn't count on me

When you were counting on your rosary

(oh woah woah)

They say there's a heaven for those who will wait

Some say it's better but I say it ain't

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints

the Sinners are much more fun...

you know that only the good die young

oh woah baby

i tell ya

only the good die young, X2

You say your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation

Aww She never cared for me

But did she ever say a prayer for me? oh woah woah

Come out come out come out virgina dont let me wait,

You catholic girls start much too late

Sooner or later it comes down to fate

I might as well be the one,

You know that only the good die young

I'm telling you baby

You know that only the good die young

Only the good die young

Only the gooooooooooooooood

Only the good die young

Only the gooooooooooooooood

Only the good die young

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooo...

[Patrick67 1]

Billy!

[hellkitty 0]

Yes, just don't tell Charlize Theron... she might get jealous.

I'll try not to let that one slip out the next time is her ok? But just remember if it does it is not my fault, i'm not good with secrets!