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^^^That's why I wrote "WRONG ONE!!!" in bold Sharpie on my left knee before I went in for each of my surgeries. I'd heard horror stories...though, I must admit, nothing quite like that.

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My heart goes out to the doctor for that snafu as I know all too well the pain and guilt that comes with damaging a woman's anus.

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My heart goes out to the doctor for that snafu as I know all too well the pain and guilt that comes with damaging a woman's anus.

Quote of the Year 2008 - That cannot be topped.

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My heart goes out to the doctor for that snafu as I know all too well the pain and guilt that comes with damaging a woman's anus.

LOMOTHERFUCKINGL

but i'm partially disgusted.

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Quote of the Year 2008 - That cannot be topped.

I second that. The story is funny enough but that comment is hilarious.

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Moral of the story, don't fellate the faucet during a thunderstorm. By an odd coincidence the old Mythbusters episode with lightning was on this afternoon. It didn't include this particular case, but did have someone in the shower.

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mack never lets us down. ha, that was amusing

^^^That's why I wrote "WRONG ONE!!!" in bold Sharpie on my left knee before I went in for each of my surgeries. I'd heard horror stories...though, I must admit, nothing quite like that.

my hand surgeries, they actually handed me a sharpie in pre-op and told me to do that.

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mack never lets us down. ha, that was amusing

^^^That's why I wrote "WRONG ONE!!!" in bold Sharpie on my left knee before I went in for each of my surgeries. I'd heard horror stories...though, I must admit, nothing quite like that.

my hand surgeries, they actually handed me a sharpie in pre-op and told me to do that.

that would scare the living shit out of me haha

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LOL!!

Nearly as good as that woman who sat on the toilet for 2 years and wouldn't come off.

Police found her with her skin growing around the toilet seat! :blink:

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