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Ugliest Hockey Jerseys Ever

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Uhh....

"We have the tuxedos - worn by a minor league team during a charity game on rollerblades."

WRONG. That was Team 1933 in a Narch tournament, and the goaltender in that pic is none other than MSH member Justin Hoffman.

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The guy is horribly uninformed on a lot of those jerseys. I'm glad someone caught the pic of Justin before I did as well. I actually like the Bob Ueker jerseys (picnic tablecloth) that Milwaukee wears.

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Those are just terrible...they definitely got worse as you went down the page. Whoever thought up that Sheriff's jersey...well that is just unforgiveable

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Ahh the Burger King jersey... hideous.

And I kinda liked that Uterus jersey... lol. damn.

Seeing those jerseys makes me kinda glad I stopped paying attention to hockey for a few years... they didn't actually wear them during regualr season games did they?

Also, the writer of the story shows a pic od the Islanders Gorton's Fisherman jersey yet fails to even mention that nickname, he says it looks like an angry firefighter... ummmm ok sure.

On a similar jersey related note... I think the Hurricane's 3rd jersey (gee another black jersey how original) is pretty funny, they have a flag on it that signifies wind strength yet they're missing a couple of flags that would make it signify "hurricane strength" :unsure: either way they're boring and ugly as well.

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Ahh the Burger King jersey... hideous.

And I kinda liked that Uterus jersey... lol. damn.

Seeing those jerseys makes me kinda glad I stopped paying attention to hockey for a few years... they didn't actually wear them during regualr season games did they?

Also, the writer of the story shows a pic od the Islanders Gorton's Fisherman jersey yet fails to even mention that nickname, he says it looks like an angry firefighter... ummmm ok sure.

On a similar jersey related note... I think the Hurricane's 3rd jersey (gee another black jersey how original) is pretty funny, they have a flag on it that signifies wind strength yet they're missing a couple of flags that would make it signify "hurricane strength" :unsure: either way they're boring and ugly as well.

1 means Hurricane Warning, 2 means hurricane watch according to NASA.

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On a similar jersey related note... I think the Hurricane's 3rd jersey (gee another black jersey how original) is pretty funny, they have a flag on it that signifies wind strength yet they're missing a couple of flags that would make it signify "hurricane strength" :huh: either way they're boring and ugly as well.

1 means Hurricane Warning, 2 means hurricane watch according to NASA.

From the USCG who regulates the flags:

C. STORM WARNING (ONE RED, SQUARE FLAG WITH A BLACK SQUARE IN THE

CENTER): A WARNING OF WINDS WITHIN THE RANGE OF 55 - 73 MPH (48 -

63 KNOTS).

D. HURRICANE WARNING (TWO RED, SQUARE FLAGS WITH A BLACK SQUARE IN

THE CENTER, ONE FLAG PLACED ABOVE THE OTHER): A WARNING THAT

INDICATES HURRICANE WINDS OF 74 MPH (64 KNOTS) AND HIGHER, OR A

COMBINATION OF DANGEROUSLY HIGH WATER AND ROUGH SEAS, ARE

CONSIDERED IMMINENT AND EXPECTED TO IMPACT A SPECIFIED COASTAL AREA

WITHIN THE NEXT 12 TO 24 HOURS.

Taken from http://www.uscg.mil/reserve/msg07/alcoast/coast290_07.htm Maybe they want to change their name to the Carolina Storms?

Ugly all star uniforms

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always thought this was hideous

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thank god for Mike Keenan not allowing his team to wear these 3rd jerseys

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I never understood the random angled stripes that go nowhere

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That's all for now, my eyes (and stomach) hurt from looking at them.

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Uhh....

"We have the tuxedos - worn by a minor league team during a charity game on rollerblades."

WRONG. That was Team 1933 in a Narch tournament, and the goaltender in that pic is none other than MSH member Justin Hoffman.

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wasnt that Mission DNA in Narch Pro?

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i have a feeling that goalie's lie is off. :P

Puck is just about to hit him on the thigh catcher side, I'd say he's instinctivly lifting up towards it

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One of the league teams last winter wore those tux jerseys, it was kinda of funny at first. After a couple games they just started to look stupid, like a joke you've heard 100 times and is no longer funny in any way.

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A tux as a jersey is ALWAYS a good idea...tells everyone you are formal, but you also like to party.

I have worn a tuxedo jersey for almost every sport I have played...except hockey. Perhaps I will suggest these as team jerseys for next beer league season.

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A tux as a jersey is ALWAYS a good idea...tells everyone you are formal, but you also like to party.

Just like a mullet!

Just as long as you never have both at the same time....

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Uhh....

"We have the tuxedos - worn by a minor league team during a charity game on rollerblades."

WRONG. That was Team 1933 in a Narch tournament, and the goaltender in that pic is none other than MSH member Justin Hoffman.

be1c9f6f465f87b11e7fbdcfe4d0405f.jpg

wasnt that Mission DNA in Narch Pro?

Look at the hlmet stickers, '1933'

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Uhh....

"We have the tuxedos - worn by a minor league team during a charity game on rollerblades."

WRONG. That was Team 1933 in a Narch tournament, and the goaltender in that pic is none other than MSH member Justin Hoffman.

be1c9f6f465f87b11e7fbdcfe4d0405f.jpg

wasnt that Mission DNA in Narch Pro?

Look at the hlmet stickers, '1933'

Could just mean he uses the same helmet for both teams.

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These are bad too: (IHL's Kalamazoo Wings)

They wore these for Golden Ice night. The ice was painted yellow and it was sponsored by McDonald's:

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