Transformers Revenge of the Fallen

[MLSman 22]

Unicron.....

Unicron.....

I agree with most. As a LONG TIME Transformer fan, the storyline on the history was very accurate. The whole relationship thing is killing me. We love some Megan...but enough is enough.

III should start right where the original cartoon begins. Megatron kills Optimus. Starscream kills Megatron. Unicron brings Megatron back to life as Galvatron to get the Matrix on earth from the Autobots....and you know the rest if you know the history.

Now that would be the s**t...with a couple of Megan Fox scenes skinny dipping in a lake somewhere.

[Tailboard Jockey 25]

SO FUCKING BAD.

Summed it up quite nicely. I really enjoyed the first movie, but this one was pure shit. What is with the inane toilet humor? I don't care if I spoil this, but dogs humping, leg humping robots, giant devastator balls, scrotum jokes and the Jar-jar brothers doing their best prince of malibu accents was just awful.

"this review is just two words: Shit sandwich"

Jar Jar Binks is exactly what I thought of when I saw those two dumb-ass robots.

I also would have loved to see Sam's mom killed off in this one...she was unbelievably annoying.

[mack 44]

As a buddy wrote in his review, "Car Car Binks." Sadly tho I didn't mind them as much as the entire lack of a plot.

Also, Megan Fox shots of her skinny dipping for a movie have been floating around for damn near a year already.

[saba 0]

Went in with zero brain power and no expectations, therefore it was great. Kids in my theater loved it and laughed out loud(Bob Saggett was not included but would have been nice). Is it me or was the CGI in this one a little off(obvious)?

[lampliter87 8]

A little off, yeah. I noticed the same thing.

[dalebert 8]

I just saw it in IMAX tonight and the only way I could describe it was...2 and a half hours of robotic confusion. I don't think the film is meant to be shown in IMAX in a non IMAX format. By that I mean in non full IMAX like 2 scenes were. However I saw the movie in a regular theatre first and did enjoy the movie a lot... minus skids and mudflap.

[figgifumi_11 3]

I saw it last weekend in IMAX and tend to agree with most of the reviews on here. Plot was virtually nonexistent; action scenes were amazing albeit difficult to comprehend at times; crude humor was taken way too far; and Megan Fox looked incredible.

I must say that I was disappointed in the limited role Jetfire (aka Skyfire in the animated series) played in the movie. Perhaps I am biased since Jetfire was my favorite Transformer back in the day, but I felt he could have had a much more significant impact on the "plot" and even in the future sequels.

[RecLeagueHero 0]

I saw it last weekend in IMAX and tend to agree with most of the reviews on here. Plot was virtually nonexistent; action scenes were amazing albeit difficult to comprehend at times; crude humor was taken way too far; and Megan Fox looked incredible.

I must say that I was disappointed in the limited role Jetfire (aka Skyfire in the animated series) played in the movie. Perhaps I am biased since Jetfire was my favorite Transformer back in the day, but I felt he could have had a much more significant impact on the "plot" and even in the future sequels.

I felt the same about Devastator. What was the point in having him when he got like 2 minutes of screen time? Starscream was around, but I'd like to have seen Skywarp and the other jets as well. Even Bumblebee seemed like an after thought.

[K9 Unit 1]

I saw it last weekend in IMAX and tend to agree with most of the reviews on here. Plot was virtually nonexistent; action scenes were amazing albeit difficult to comprehend at times; crude humor was taken way too far; and Megan Fox looked incredible.

I must say that I was disappointed in the limited role Jetfire (aka Skyfire in the animated series) played in the movie. Perhaps I am biased since Jetfire was my favorite Transformer back in the day, but I felt he could have had a much more significant impact on the "plot" and even in the future sequels.

^ what he said...but wanted to add that i was really disappointed in the creativity with all the transformers...there coulda been so many awesome ones but they all looked really blank

[grider18 0]

good action too much time though trying to tell a story...

[Hooah4 12]

Took my son and 2 other 11 year olds a couple of weeks ago. They loved it. I'm sure Megan Fox has now begun to fuel their pre-pubescent hormones since then.

I can sum up the movie in 1 sentence:

Good giant robots try to keep bad giant robots form getting something that will destroy humanity. And a hot chick sweats alot and pouts.

OK 2 sentences.

[Chadd 916]

Took my son and 2 other 11 year olds a couple of weeks ago. They loved it. I'm sure Megan Fox has now begun to fuel their pre-pubescent hormones since then.

I can sum up the movie in 1 sentence:

Good giant robots try to keep bad giant robots form getting something that will destroy humanity. And, while a hot chick sweats alot and pouts.

OK 2 sentences.

There you go