Dear Abby

[CapsFan 5]

Dear Abby,

I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My

wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I

ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't

know them.

I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I

usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my

wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last

night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her. Around

midnight, I hid in the garage behind my hockey equipment so I could get

a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out

with 'the girls.'

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, and she

took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that

moment, crouching behind my hockey gear, that I noticed a hairline

crack where the blade meets the graphite shaft on my new one piece

hockey stick.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the

pro-shop where I bought it?????

[fatwabbit 93]

haha, priceless.

[reyno2ac 0]

LOL

[jrhky36 1]

where did you find that? was the hairline crack from beating the cheating wife with it. though i don't condone beating anyone. maybe the wife was "playing" with it

[JR Boucicaut 3803]

It's one of those chain letters that you can substitute any sporting equipment in. The whole point of the joke is that he's more concerned about his equipment than his wife cheating on him.

[salla5 0]

That's great. Got a good laugh from that one.

[interpathway 9]

Haha priceless!!

[sitzlejd 0]

It's sad, but how many of us would have that thought run through their head.

[fatwabbit 93]

haha... i would have been looking at the gear before she arrived, then paying more attention to the knickers being pulled up.

[Chadd 916]

It's one of those chain letters that you can substitute any sporting equipment in. The whole point of the joke is that he's more concerned about his equipment than his wife cheating on him.

So that's what I miss thanks to my spam filter?

[Monty22 833]

It's never funny when it has to be explained.