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I had a shutout in our league semi-final game, 3-0. This was in the locker room before and during the game.

players that don't take any consideration to the fact that I have to handle their jerseys after their time on the roster ends. It's bad enough that I'm dealing with human sweat and sometimes blood... but tonight I had to drive home, an hour in a snow storm, suffocating in the stench of the 1970's ass HAI KARATE cologne this old son of a bitch apparently bathed in. Cheap fragrances aside- cologne on game day... we're playing hockey, not rolling into a fucking nightclub trying to smash some cougars.

That thing is fucking awesome... now I'm picturing you sitting in the locker room having tea and praying to it, like that guy and his statue "Jobu" in the movie Major League.

Every other shift on Defense? I'm just going to wait for your goalie to post in the venting thread soon ;)