usawest12u 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 "its great good day to play hockey"-bob johnson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR Boucicaut 3801 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 It's actually "It's a great day for hockey." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rustybender 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 It will be available in the Spring!!! --Some wise man from MSH ;) "I'm in alot of pain" - Jeremy Roenick a week or so after he took the puck to his face being asked how he was feeling. (I saw it live so itI may not be the exact words, but it struck me as funny since it was such an obvious answer to a stupid question. Look at his face, do you need to ask how he feels?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kovalchuk71 212 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.-Wayne Gretzky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cantor22 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 An old joke my Pee Wee coach told us....Coach - "Do you know who the NHL's all-time leading scorer is?"Kids - "Gretzky!"Coach - "Nope, some guy named "Heschutzy". Yup, the anouncer says his name every single night, 2 or 3 times...""He Shoots, He Scores!" :lol: Hey, I was 12 and some things just stick with you.... i dont get it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chippa13 1844 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 "Dave's an animal!""Dave's a killer!""Dave's a mess."100% of the shots you don't take don't go in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hockechamp14 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2006 "Dave's an animal!""Dave's a killer!""Dave's a mess."100% of the shots you don't take don't go in. Thank you for getting the wayne quote right :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hidious 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2006 An old joke my Pee Wee coach told us....Coach - "Do you know who the NHL's all-time leading scorer is?"Kids - "Gretzky!"Coach - "Nope, some guy named "Heschutzy". Yup, the anouncer says his name every single night, 2 or 3 times...""He Shoots, He Scores!" :lol: Hey, I was 12 and some things just stick with you.... i dont get it Don't you remember Scott Heschutzy? I've never seen him play but i heard he was an awesome player back in the days along with Boom Boom Geoffrion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gongshow11 1 Report post Posted February 10, 2006 actually boom boom was real and invented the slap shot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spinwax 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2006 I like the two that are in my sig. Not sure who said the one about street hockey though.Another quote I liked was said by a friend of mine after we lost a game."Our offense sucked, and our deffense was pretty sucky, and our goalie kind of sucked, I guess we just sucked all around" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hidious 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2006 actually boom boom was real and invented the slap shot Of course Bernard Geofrion was real, his number was recently retired. But are you insunuating Heshutszy isn't???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stunner 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2006 "Winners don't cheat and cheaters never win"- cherry"Have another donut, you fat pig" - Jim Schoenfeld to Don Koharski Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrphantom042 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2006 " The name on the front of the jjersey means a hell of alot more then the one on the back"" if you lose this gave you'll take it to your fu*kin gave""Theres No Shot you can't Stop"" Many can make the crowd go wild,Very few can silence it " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tsiarls79 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2006 " The name on the front of the jjersey means a hell of alot more then the one on the back"" if you lose this gave you'll take it to your fu*kin gave" aaahh the "Brooksisms"! my favorite is"Rizzo! you're playing worse and worse everyday and now youre playing like its the middle of next week!"and"You look like a couple o' monkeys trying to hump a football""AGAIN!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IntoGear 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2006 When I first started playing I didn't know anything about hockey... so the guys I played with made it simple. They had me play defence with the instructions... "One of them (the other team) cross that line (our blue line) with the little black thing (the puck)... KILL THEM !"Another line I like, "I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hockechamp14 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2006 An old joke my Pee Wee coach told us....Coach - "Do you know who the NHL's all-time leading scorer is?"Kids - "Gretzky!"Coach - "Nope, some guy named "Heschutzy". Yup, the anouncer says his name every single night, 2 or 3 times...""He Shoots, He Scores!" :lol: Hey, I was 12 and some things just stick with you.... i dont get it Sound it out: "He shoots he" scores. He just spelled it "Heshutzy"It's like the announcer saying "Ovechkin Scores!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shute 4 Report post Posted February 11, 2006 standing on the bench and screaming "Fing DO SOMETHIGN!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groundpilot 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2006 Bill Guerin to Dion Phaneuf immediatley folloeing the beating Phaneuf gave him "Good work kid"Bill Guerin when asked about Dion Phanuef... Interviewer "What do you think of that Phaneuf kid?" Guerin said "He's tough!" peering through a left eye filled with blood and underlined by stitches on a dark blue background Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruin88 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2006 GIVER! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kovalchuk71 212 Report post Posted February 11, 2006 "Dave's an animal!""Dave's a killer!""Dave's a mess."100% of the shots you don't take don't go in. Thank you for getting the wayne quote right :D Too bad that wayne quote isnt right Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hidious 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2006 Another line I like, "I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out" Hahahaha nice one, i love it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeyman9621 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2006 "Well, Dave's out, who's gonna take his place?" "Is the answer Jesus?"KILL HIM!! KILL THE BASTARD!!! lol I love slapshot.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dangles 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2006 "It all looks the same on the scoresheet." Anything describing someone scoring.."the mesh ripples".."the twine bulges" etc.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
donkey87 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2006 "I don't dive, I just go down so I won't be injured." - Marty Turco Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3D07 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2006 "IF your not going to hit em with you body when they skate by y don you hit em with your purse ya pussy"-Sarigner- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
