Chadd 916 Report post Posted April 9, 2006 Sidney Crosby Hat Trick -- a goal, an assist, and an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty in the same game I thought it was a dive, a hook and an unsportsmanlike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cavs019 706 Report post Posted April 9, 2006 Throw nail Elisha Cuthbert after the game into that Avery trick... :o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thew 0 Report post Posted April 9, 2006 Mike Danton Hattrick:1. make the NHL2. try and kill you're agent3. get sent to a US prison Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chadd 916 Report post Posted April 9, 2006 Mike Danton Hattrick:1. make the NHL2. try and kill you're agent3. get sent to a US prison 3. Get sent to a PMITA prison.Office space fans should get that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrhky36 1 Report post Posted April 9, 2006 Kevin Stevens Hat Trick1 score some coke2 pick up a hooker3 get arrested all in the same nite Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrhky36 1 Report post Posted April 9, 2006 stick trick: bust three sticks in one game Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gavin 0 Report post Posted April 9, 2006 Mike Danton Hattrick:1. make the NHL2. try and kill you're agent3. get sent to a US prison 3. Get sent to a PMITA prison.Office space fans should get that one. Yup I get it. What a great movie... it's amazing how years later people still talk about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warrior37 0 Report post Posted April 9, 2006 Kevin Stevens Hat Trick1 score some coke2 pick up a hooker3 get arrested all in the same nite classic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QandA 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2006 My Hat Trick, Break my stick, get another stick, break it, break my arm, all in same shift. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thejackal 46 Report post Posted April 10, 2006 Away game hat trick (happened at a tourny 2 days ago)1) get a goal (PPG with 5 minuntes left to make it 1-0)2) get another goal (SH/ENG with 20 seconds left, 2-0)3) blow some kisses to the booing crowd on your way out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gongshow11 1 Report post Posted April 10, 2006 Dad's hat trick- get the kids to bed early, feed mom some wine, get the groove on. :P Why spend money on the wine?.... ;) its true, most homes are already stocked with dimeatapp and robitussin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gavin 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2006 This is a classic Canadianism:Don Cherry Hat Trick - 1 goal 1 assist 1 penalty. But I'm sure that should read more like (1) Slam the Frenchies (2) Slam the Ruskies (3) Slam the PCs (not progressive conservative BTW). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grinder 2 Report post Posted April 10, 2006 The Shane Corson Hatrick:1. Sleep with a teammate's wife (Mogilny's retired, so you'll have to shop around)and get her pregnant.2. Tell your teammate; destroy the team in the locker room.3. Leave town as soon as you can. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chilaxin12 2 Report post Posted April 11, 2006 The Shane Corson Hatrick:1. Sleep with a teammate's wife (Mogilny's retired, so you'll have to shop around)and get her pregnant.2. Tell your teammate; destroy the team in the locker room.3. Leave town as soon as you can. Am I dumb, or did this happen, anyone got links?I like the Ovechkin Hat Trick...probaly the most respectable one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBLfan 25 Report post Posted April 11, 2006 The Martin Broduer hattrick - Get a shutout, win the stanley cup, sleep with your wife's sister Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twistoffate19 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2006 **Goaltender's Friend hat trick - hitting both posts and the crossbar**I've done that one way to many times to count.You could try my tournament hat trick1) 9 Posts First Game2) 9 Posts Second Game3) 9 Posts Third GameI'm dead serious, I hit 9 posts in each game we played. Worst part is, none went in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tguidon 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2006 New Sport Hat Trick: 3 Missed Open Nets in a Game Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chadd 916 Report post Posted April 11, 2006 Fat-ass ref trickHit the same lazy ass guy in stripes with the puck three times preventing you from clearing the zone and creating a turnover. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fury of One 6 Report post Posted April 11, 2006 Outta shape hockey player Hat Trick...Eat fast food before a game, take a #2 before a game, skate around like you have 2 tons on you're back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grinder 2 Report post Posted April 11, 2006 The Shane Corson Hatrick:1. Sleep with a teammate's wife (Mogilny's retired, so you'll have to shop around)and get her pregnant.2. Tell your teammate; destroy the team in the locker room.3. Leave town as soon as you can. Am I dumb, or did this happen, anyone got links?I like the Ovechkin Hat Trick...probaly the most respectable one. It was a widely spread rumour at the time (2003?), so take it for what it's worth. Just google 'Shane Corson leave Toronto' to see some of the left over gossip on the net.Edited for spelling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites