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got any good jokes?

my personal favorite is: what do you call 2 hookers and a virgin on a football field?

two wide recievers and one tight end

My favourite joke is your dp.

haha

Chuck Norris Jokes are funny.

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Papa tomato, Mama Tomato, and baby tomato are walkin down the street. Baby tomato starts fallin behind, so Papa tomato goes back there, bops him on the head, and goes KETCHUP.

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haha

Chuck Norris Jokes are funny.

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he dosent push himself up, he pushes the ground down

Chuck Noris's tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries

oh I can go on, but this post would just get too long

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Will someone explain the whole Chuck Norris thing to me? It isn't funny that everyone is just talking about what a badass he is all of a sudden.

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Papa tomato, Mama Tomato, and baby tomato are walkin down the street. Baby tomato starts fallin behind, so Papa tomato goes back there, bops him on the head, and goes KETCHUP.

lol Royale with Cheese! B)

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a mushroom with a beret walks into a crowded bar and asks for a drink. the bartender asks him "so, what's a mushroom doing at a party anyway?" to which the mushroom replies (in a french accent), "because, i am a fungi"

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Two nuns are walking through a rpugh neighborhood late at night. 2 robbers dressed in black run out of an alley and attack the nuns, throwing them to the ground and begin raping them. One nun shouts "HELP US! HELP US!" and the other nun shouts "SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!"

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three guys are at a bar talking about their cars. the first guy, a pimp, comments on how he loves his cheap "blue escort". the second guy, a cowboy, really likes the horsepower of his "white mustang". the thrid guy, a proctologist, says that he needs to get rid of his "brown probe"

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got any good jokes?

my personal favorite is: what do you call 2 hookers and a virgin on a football field?

two wide recievers and one tight end

should be more like the lions

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my favorite one to use when walking up to someone at a party is "So I was raping this German chick, right, and she kept saying 'Nein! Nein!'. So I invited eight of my buddies over."

peoples reactions to it are priceless.

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