Halloween costumes

[mack 44]

Wife and I went as JFK and Marilyn Monroe. Earlier in the evening we'd taken the kids out and they were: An organ grinder's monkey; Tom Cruise in Risky Business; Max from Where The Wild Things Are.

[fatwabbit 93]

was in Japan for Halloween, and I have never seen that many chicks dressed up as flight attendants, waitresses and nurses... all in skimpy attire. Am I wasnt in the sleazy part of town either.

[dalebert 8]

I went as Super Sperm and my friend was my trusty sidekick Captain Condom.

Supersperm: http://ecostumes.stores.yahoo.net/fw5467.html

Captain Condom: http://www.buysuperherocostumes.com/captain_condom.html

[Spreedizzle 1]

I went as Super Sperm and my friend was my trusty sidekick Captain Condom.

Supersperm: http://ecostumes.stores.yahoo.net/fw5467.html

Captain Condom: http://www.buysuperherocostumes.com/captain_condom.html

Are you two "partners"?? ;)

[dalebert 8]

He's usually preventing me from finishing things. Always in the way of moving forward. ;)

[kosydar 0]

My costume failed big time. I went as Tom Selleck. My fake mustache sucked and I couldn't drink without spilling it everywhere. I ended up spitting on more girls than I can remember. I went to a party in another city and knew maybe five people there. Some douche spilled tequila on me and I was belligerent. So basically my night consisted of me being that guy nobody knew who had a fake mustache and smelled like tequila and cigarettes and kept on saying he was Tom Selleck. It was bad.

[mattzilla 0]

my girlfriend and i, shes bubbles the powerpuff girl and im ron burgundy

[Chadd 916]

My costume failed big time. I went as Tom Selleck. My fake mustache sucked and I couldn't drink without spilling it everywhere. I ended up spitting on more girls than I can remember. I went to a party in another city and knew maybe five people there. Some douche spilled tequila on me and I was belligerent. So basically my night consisted of me being that guy nobody knew who had a fake mustache and smelled like tequila and cigarettes and kept on saying he was Tom Selleck. It was bad.

Did you go with a Hawaiian shirt, short shorts and the Detroit Tigers hat? At least I think that was his semi-regular costume, it has been years since I've seen it.

[kosydar 0]

Looking back I should have. I went with a tucked in flannel shirt and a belt buckle, a casual Tom Selleck. It was a really poor effort. I think that people of my generation just have no idea who he is.

[Chadd 916]

Looking back I should have. I went with a tucked in flannel shirt and a belt buckle, a casual Tom Selleck. It was a really poor effort. I think that people of my generation just have no idea who he is.

Yeah, I would have gone with the full-on Magnum PI version. A bad toupee taped to your chest would have completed it perfectly.

[Monty22 833]

^^^Agreed- slightly more effort could have pulled that off nicely.

[hockeymom 2]

MissD went as the Joker - she won a Joker contest halloween night

I went as a witch with a huge fake nose and warts and all

[mack 44]

Looking back I should have. I went with a tucked in flannel shirt and a belt buckle, a casual Tom Selleck. It was a really poor effort. I think that people of my generation just have no idea who he is.

So you went as the Brawny Man.

[s Greens 0]

me and my buddy wanted to go as something original in which we could incorporate a mustache and rediculous shorts...so we went as retro floor hockey players. We made hockey cards and everything and handed them out to people all night, and offered to autograph them. What made it better was we actually were able to sneak 2 floor hockey sticks and a ball into the bar where we would spontaneously break out into a 1 on 1 game or just go dangling around people (which proved to be impossible when theres 1200 ppl at the party)

[DEATHTRON 19]

The shamwow guy Vince....

I was going to be XX's most interesting man in the world, but decided to go as the shamwow guy, and DAMN was there some serious response. I didnt figure anyone who didnt work the night shift would know who I was (I did put the shamwow logo on my polo, and had the ear piece in all night) but to my suprise the ladies loved it. Worked out well, had a lady bug ask my friends if it was alright to take the shamwow guy back to her place...

Zach

[ashtonhutch05 0]

Richard Simmons. Needless to say it was hilarious, and I got some looks. And I definitely enjoyed being dressed up like that way too much, but hey it was fun.

[mrusse01 0]

Best costume I saw by far was a guy at the bar as Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Basically just a shirtless fat guy who hadn't shaved in a week, with long hair, blue underwear, volleyball knee pads, an American flag, and a huge 2x4. It was hilarious.

[mack 44]

That may have actually been Jim Duggan. Hooooooo.

[chikinpotpie 137]

I went as a witch with a huge fake nose and warts and all

I don't see the connection between halloween and vaseline, some kind of weird trick or treat gag?

[pantherfan 0]

Weird?

Prude... :P

[wildebeest 0]

I don't see the connection between halloween and vaseline, some kind of weird trick or treat gag?

Prison does things to a man....

[hockeymom 2]

I don't see the connection between halloween and vaseline, some kind of weird trick or treat gag?

OMG... good eye. The vaseline was for a Two-Face repair. A cocktail of rouge, charcoal and vaseline... layered with bits of kleenex makes kinda interesting burnt skin effect. Didn't show up well in the pictures unfortunately... and the post-repair was especially creepy with bits of burnt marshmallow. yummy.

I gather next year we are going to do a bat theme as well. I've been told no lumpy witch will do... I have to be a bad guy.

[sabby47 2]

Teammate sent me pics from Halloween last nite. His wife and I at the local end of the month art show. She had "Miss Conduct" on the back of her jersey.