So my roommate just hooked up with my girl

[mack 44]

I agree with Salming to an extent. Yeah, girls may not be a dime a dozen but whores are. It's a painful lesson your ex-BFF gave you though and that's revealing that you were dating a loose girl. If it wasn't with him, it'd be with some rando at another party. At least this way you know the guy and have pretty damn good knowledge that she slept around on you.

[AnthonyJTa 0]

Fire, if you have separate bathrooms the solution is simple: Upper deck him.

There is nothing better than that inital "upper deck" flush... priceless. I fancy pissing in shampoo bottles when roommates cross the line.

As for the topic itself, may have to be a situation where everyone just needs to sit down, and hash it out... if you're over the girl for it, so be it.. but your friend needs to be well aware that he broke things, and he'll need to fix them. The 3 of you have a sit-down, and speak your minds.. I'm not saying it will lead to resolution, but at least all parties involved know how you feel about all of this... passing each other by in the house w/out speaking will never help, and eventually, you'll be pushed to the brink of your sanity.. haha.

[LkptTiger 1]

Hack his AIM and hit up all the fine 7th graders.

"I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC."

I've got a few guys with the toothpaste Oreo. It can be a bitch to get it to look right, but it is worth the time to see the look on someone's face when he bites down into that nasty, sticky mint-chocolate mix.

Use denture cream :)

I'll have to keep that in mind next time I'm out grocery shopping (which is nearly never). I don't think we have any denture cream just laying around the house...unless my grandpa left a tube somewhere last time he was up to visit.

[mojo122 535]

Good Firehouse pank but it'll work:

take his oreo cookies out of pantry, scrape out delicious creme filling, replace with not-so deliious toothpase, reassemble cookie. put back in box.

Add some milk of magnesia to the mix...all the better!

[DEATHTRON 19]

Youre best friend? Does he have your back normally? If so, get it over with and go ahead and throw down. Have a beer afterwards and laugh about it later

To me, I would have phrased it "my ex-best friend and my ex-girlfriend just hooked up," because there are certain lines we don't cross if we want to keep our friends or our spouses.

its just a girl, they are a dime a dozen.

Will your daughters be a dime a dozen?

Will your wife be a dime a dozen?

Is your mother a dime a dozen?

I bet you don't consider your friends a dime a dozen, yet you're suggesting the person who will grow into the best friend of your life is expendable. Ultimately, that attitude will make you equally as expendable in a relationship.

I'm not trying to harp on you particularly, because you're just spouting the company line, "dime a dozen, plenty of fish, etc." But trust me when I say life is a lot more enjoyable when you find the one in a million -- and you allow yourself to admit and enjoy that.

If it IS a best friend for life, then it is defintely not worth a girl that was sleeping with other guys. Girls like that are a dime a dozen. Dude deserves to get hit a few times but in the end best friends arent worth a girl that cant keep her legs shut.

The guy already admitted he fucked up. As long as it isnt a regularly occuring thing, you should let him know your pissed off big timem, but forgive him after (have a beer after) and move on. Life is short, too short to be fighting with friends over small shit in the end.

Zach

[Spreedizzle 1]

One of my personal faves....the torch while he is taking a dump.

You will need 2 people to accomplish this one. Your accomplice will stand next to the circuit breaker for the apartment....and when you give the signal he throws the main breaker on the entire apartment.

At the same time....you are waiting with an aerosol can (i find that bicycle lubricant works best) and a lighter. Hit the lighter on and aim the aerosol under the crack to the door of the bathroom.

If timed perfectly....the lights will die with his pants around his ankles, just as he says "ah...shit!!" due to the lack of lights you light up the entire room with a 30" flame thrower. My past experiences is that guys squeal like 14 year old school girls and hop skotch right off of the toilet and half of the time fall in the process due to their pants around their ankles. Absolutely perfect.

ps....works best at night too.

:P

[sabre09923 0]

Now that is really, really elaborate.

Something simple would be better.

[D3nZ 0]

Had the same probleme a while back, I was totally into this girl, we hooked up and after a while she simply went to my friend and they were together for a while, and then she started to date my other friend. Now she is with some other guy and we still talk alot. I went to eat diner the other day with her and 2 of her friends. Just comes to show that time passes by and things change.

[Spreedizzle 1]

Now that is really, really elaborate.

Something simple would be better.

Elaborate...yes. But the sight and sounds of it from this side of the door are absolutely priceless. And he'll learn his lesson.

Another good one.....dump red or purple cool aid powder over the edge of the shower while he is in there. Combined with the heat of the water, he will be hard pressed to come out of the shower NOT looking like Barney.

:P

[kosydar 0]

I'll try and offer a little different perspective on this situation because I've been in something pretty similar. Last year I was the one getting with my roommate's girl. They had dated in high school but broke up at the end of senior year because she had cheated on him multiple times. I was actually friends with her before I was with him, and there was always something weird about our friendship, like there could be more thee. He never got over her and still had a thing for her once we went to college. She came back for Christmas break and long story short we hooked up randomly one night. It was initiated by her and he almost walked in on us. It only happened once over Christmas break, but it happened a few more times once she came back for Spring Break. I convinced myself that this was ok because me and her had a past, and it wasn't just me trying to get ass. I never told him, and I hooked up with her all summer long, even though I knew it was the bad thing to do. When she left for school in the fall I realized how fucked up what I had done was, even though I knew all along. Even though they weren't going out, it was still bad. Truthfully it wasn't even that good with her, I just thought that there was something there that obviously wasn't there. Fast forward to now and I don't even talk to her anymore. This girl who I was willing to throw away my best friend over isn't even a part of my life. He still doesn't know, but thats because the thought of losing him scares the shit out of me.

So what I'm trying to say here is that its obviously a fucked up situation. They may have just been drunk and it seemed like a good idea (we've all been there before, whether it be an FC or a buddy's girl). Or there may be more to the situation, kinda like what happened to me. Obviously don't feel bad for the guy, but realize that he feels really bad about what happened. He is in a situation where there is nothing he can do to make it better, which makes him feel even worse. My advice to you is to obviously be done with the girl, thats a given. Give your buddy a chance. Sit down with him and see what he has to say. If you doubt his sincerity, obviously he is a douche. Good luck dude, this is definitely one of the shittiest situations you can get into.

[Fire0nIce228 1]

Well, he tried to apologize to me last night before I left for work, and all he could say was he was sorry and that I had the right to be pissed off, and that he'd never done anything like that before. I dunno, its still un resolved in my mind but I was still very pissed and kinda just blew him off and walked out the door.

And the girl still hasn't said a word to me herself yet. One of her friends came over, but she hasn't. Girls are not worth the trouble, I'll go back to spending all my money on my car.

[sabre09923 0]

At this point, I'd give your mate a second chance. It's obviously going to take at least a week for this to boil over, but in the end, stick with him -- you withdrew from school to live with him, after all. Tell him if he fucks with your (future) girlfriends ever again, then that's when you can kick his ass and/or do a very humiliating prank and subsequently leave.

[JR Boucicaut 3802]

Surprised that there hasn't been a "bros before hoes" comment yet.

[RadioGaGa 162]

...go back to spending all my money on my car...

...and hockey.

[Storm 0]

I feel for you bud.

Don't know how I feel about revenge but this may take your mind off the situation for a little while.

Good luck.

[Kovy_Ribs_Fedo 3]

LOL, Good one JR.

Surprised that there hasn't been a "bros before hoes" comment yet.

[mack 44]

You see, me and my homies like to play this game

We call it Amtrak but some call it the train

[warrior37 0]

i call it Via

[JR Boucicaut 3802]

Coney Island - Stillwell Avenue to Jamaica - 179th St

New Yorkers would understand.

[Jim A 4]

I can't believe some people were talking about pranks..seriously if that's even repercussions let the cheating begin...

get someone to take over your lease, find a new place to live in that city or elsewhere...hell live with other friends if you have to..but if you stay in that apt..you are nothing but a bitch

this sort of reminds me of that Real Word skit on Chapelle's Show

[Drewhunz 3]

That's enough out of you Lysol.

In all honesty, beat his motherfucking ass.

[mack 44]

Who wants to eat all that rent?

Well, maybe see what it'll cost to break your lease. I broke mine for the cost of one month's rent when I moved.

[Drewhunz 3]

Same on my old lease

[Netminder32 32]

That's so kewl.

Now that you know she's into both of you, the two of you can tag team and hi five from each end and stuff. You'll have drinking stories for years to come and fond memories for the rest of your lives. Oh to be young again...kids now a days are so wild. B)

[Spreedizzle 1]

That's so kewl.

Now that you know she's into both of you, the two of you can tag team and hi five from each end and stuff. You'll have drinking stories for years to come and fond memories for the rest of your lives. Oh to be young again...kids now a days are so wild. B)

How about NOOOO Scottie!!!

Then you have the unfortunate event of your balls slapping back and forth together. My personal standing rule......one sausage per bed.