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I'd seen that blown up before and it just looks like turtle ass. Maybe it's Leonardo and Michaelangelo fucking up some yuppies.

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A lot has been happening with cloverfield last couple days. New commercials, advertising (billboards in times square), and TIDOwave and tagruato website updates.

it just keeps getting more interesting...

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i watched that trailer and the teaser that was more of the party last week or 2 weeks ago and i could barely make it through with those shitty actors they have. If they can't even compile some decent acting for the preview, i can't imagine sitting through this movie.

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PG-13 is a step up and as far as they can take it since they'll need to sell a lot of tickets. It gives us a couple uses of "shit" and maybe one f-bomb, but hopefully they use it for violence. It'll just suck being in a theatre with retarded teenagers.

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The Oil rig videos with the news reports are a nice touch, I really like how the anticipation is building. It'll be interesting to see if in the movie they can tie up all the loose ends that the Viral Marketing has created. Then again, I also think that leaves the door open for a sequel. I really cannot wait to see this movie.

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Oh FYI if you go to the Cloverfield Myspace you can RSVP to get tickets to the surprise party in NYC on the 17th. Sounds pretty damn neat to me.

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All right, most of us had seen the little teasers and whatnot and though intrigued, I wasn't sold on wanting to see this. Then I read Neill Cumpston's (Patton Oswalt) review and I'm sold, if only to have an image to put with the words:

The movie starts off really shitty though, with all this stuff about a young couple that’s in love, and she’s hot and he’s hot and I’m all like, “Who’s filming the Ambercrombie and Fitch catalogue?”

But then it’s like the movie heard you calling it a pussy so it puts on its dick-stomping boots and then surprises your dick with a punch from a fist wearing a cock-punch glove.

The monster RIPS THE LIVING SHIT out of the city, and everyone in its path. It’s like the Iraq War and Hurricane Katrina and Kathy Griffin’s vagina combined and turned into a giant murder-beast and it’s hungry for every hip person in Manhattan.
everyone that’s getting eaten are like characters you see in those annoying movies that are always on IFC and Fagdance. Movies with titles like Thinkin’ ‘Bout Being Sad and Zoe Gets a Latte and 2 Bedrooms, 1 Bath and a Whole Bunch of Cock-fucks Running Their Mouths.
this movie is like a pussy that eats YOU out.

HAHA those are some lovely quotes

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I am placing my wager that this will be a complete turd as it's not being screened to critics.

No screener with all the hype and virals going around?! Yeah, that's pretty much turd-certification right there. I hope we're wrong though.

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Me too but that's not a good sign if they won't screen it. Or maybe they will screen it and are just going to be quiet about it.

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Well I read the review (it's good, not as good as the hype but good so I'm relieved) and SPOILER this and thisSPOILER are supposed images of what this thing ends up looking like. Weird.

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