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Freeze a big chunk of water and toss that in the toilet bowl. People do their business, go to flush and find out that it's not going anywhere but the floor. Unless it's your house involved.

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Freeze a big chunk of water and toss that in the toilet bowl. People do their business, go to flush and find out that it's not going anywhere but the floor. Unless it's your house involved.

I might have to try that one..good lo0ks

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There are several website where you can have a bible/torah/koran delivered to "your" house and schedule a follow up visit. I like to have them show around 7AM on a Saturday.

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Some loser at my old school put oatmeal in my shoe becasue he thought he was funny, but it was just pathetic.

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Pull saran wrap very tight over a car hood and graffiti it. The shock value is priceless, and depending on the victims initial reaction most people should walk away alive. I'm sure you're already familiar with icy hot tricks and clear tape on the skates.

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At a summer camp years ago we filled a guy's room with crumpled up balls of newspaper. We saved up old newspapers for the whole summer just for the prank. We filled the room floor to ceiling.

We also stacked tons of firewood inside the door of the girls' dorm, stole chickens from a neighbouring farm and set them free inside the dorm, rearranged furniture and removed all the lightbulbs... Mostly harmless, but time consuming stuff.

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Shaving cream in the skate boot works.

As well as scotchtape on the skate blade.

Some guy tried to get me like that...I waited til he left, and I unriveted both of his skates and left the coppers in. LOL

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Yeah, I left the coppers in so it seemed that they were still in when the boots were on the rack. The minute he picked them up...PLOP...

Needless to say, the prank war ended.

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For this prank you need some broken glass and a rock. If you can get into a friends vehicle when there not around roll down the window all the way put the rock and broken glass on the seat. A guy we did this to took his truck to the glass shop and was having a window put in when the guys noticed there was one there.

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Oh man. Do like I did to one of my buddies; bring some nails and a hammer to practice, leave the ice to go "to the bathroom" and nail some poor guy's shoes to the floor. I was waiting to see his reaction from the time I got back on the ice. Sure enough, he went to put his shoes on about the time I was getting out of the shower. Oh, God was that a priceless five minutes...He still doesn't know it was me.

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There is this guy who played men's leauge with us once, we dubbed him "Slapshot". Guy thought he was Paul Coffey. Oilers Coffey jersey and gloves, Coffey curve, you name it. He wouldn't pass, most of the time because he skated with his head down, and other than that because he was a dick. I mean simple, basic passing like head manning the puck to an open wing. Like his hero, all he would play was defense, despite the fact he couldn't really skate backward.

When Slapshot got the puck the breakout stopped and everybody skated over to the beach for a drink while he took it "coast to coast with taters and toast" losing the puck just over the blue line, occasionally crossing center ice. When he was on point, everytime he touched the puck he would crank up, fire, miss the net, sending the puck around the boards out of the zone. No matter what. Everytime. You couldn't talk to him, either. Everybody knows defensemen take slappers, its their sacred duty.

Well, we got sick of this within minutes. Something had to be done. In an effort to teach him how to pass we would get some of the girls we knew to get him out of the locker room. He loved to talk about himself so this was easy. (Kovelchuk 71, don't worry buddy, chicks will happen for you, but don't be this guy.)

While he was gone we pulled the blades out of his shafts and lubed them up slightly. Just enough so the blade would stay in. The opposing defense split like the red sea when he touched the puck, alone on a breakaway he fired off a slapper and scored with his blade. Three times in ten minutes. He had to leave not having glue, a heatgun, or usable sticks. Borrowing was out of the question.

Eventually he figured it out and bought a bunch of woodsticks, which he promptly broke. As for passing? No, he never did figure that out, but its a fun prank.

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the leaner...

in the hotels...take the garbage cans and fill it half way with water...then lean it against the door...on the outside of course...then knock on the door...the person will then open up the door only to have their feet soaked and the whole door soaking wet...doesnt' wreck anything really unless you have stuff by the door...and there are ways to beat it if it keeps on happening...lol

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This one is great herd it from a comedian. Next time your in an airport, go up to someone sitting and just stand right in front of them untill they look up. Then with the most serious look on your face say "Do not get on the plane" Then promptly walk away. Never did this but want to. It would scare the shit outta me :D

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