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Ogie Oglethorpe

eBay idiot, or not?

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I remember some guy on there who used to sell gloves and would have his bikini-clad smokin' hot girlfriend/wife (and she was smokin', believe me) "model" the gloves. I would visit his seller's store quite often just to check out the "merchandise." ;)

i´ll try to translate you the best parts, but here´s the product and the price first:

890 USD

original text translated as good as possible:

up for auction is a pair of original wayne gretzky´s inlineskates (so far so good...)

well at least that guy promoted them, but i guess he has never even seen them, nor has he ever skated in them, because if he did, he would have never promoted them. (now it starts he he)

i guess his manager pushed him into that thing and he didn´t even know for what he is doing those photos.

so the boots are not worth talking about, they are made of the cheapest plastic, the eyelets will almost fall out if you just look at them, absolutely no protection, guaranteed pain when a puck or stick hits you, the frames are made of cheap plastic, same as the wheels, zero grip and after half an hour you will roll on the bearing. but at least there´s gretzky printed all over them!! i am almost sure that the bearings are made of recycled rusted cola cans. and so on...

this auction is just... great this guy is just making a biiiiig joke out of it :D

Man, Gretzky used to whore his name/image out so much when he was playing.....it got to be pretty ridiculous, IMO.

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In my head, I'm just imagining my wife's response if I were to ask her to get naked and put on my hockey gear for an Ebay picture...not good.

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In my head, I'm just imagining my wife's response if I were to ask her to get naked and put on my hockey gear for an Ebay picture...not good.

With my gear, and her wearing it.....I'd be worried that some of my "favorite aspects" of her body might be consumed by a flesh eating bacteria. Not worth it....or her having to relish in the stench of my gear any further than she has to already. ;)

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That is vomit-inducing.

Ah, but at this moment somebody in Italy is doing their whole catalog with their skate products held up by totally nude, entirely gorgeous women, with the stupid products in the way all the time. Almost.

Fashion is dragged around by necked people. I once did a full page ad in Vogue with about 20 girls in sun glasses. And a couple in WWD including a two page spread with the model holding her bathing suit in her hand.

Poor taste is relentless. :lol:

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Ah, but at this moment somebody in Italy is doing their whole catalog with their skate products held up by totally nude, entirely gorgeous women, with the stupid products in the way all the time. Almost.

I see no problem with that!

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there are 4 of them

Are you sure? The description is in the singular tense, and the seller states this stick is from a lot.

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Are you sure? The description is in the singular tense, and the seller states this stick is from a lot.

The title is "4 Pro return Easton Synergy 1 piece stick game used LH" but the seller doesnt say anything else about there being more than one stick and he/she talks in the singular tense

...the #29 appears on the stick. Bottom of the stick is painted in black, this isn't a reconstructed stick...

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