The "You Got Hurt Doing What?" Thread (Discuss strange injuries)

[RadioGaGa 162]

Claude Giroux out 5- weeks. Finger surgery. Hurt while playing golf. Club shattered and damaged tendons in his finger.

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=429854

[Zjack38 46]

From what I heard he isn't going to miss five weeks, he is expected to recover fully in five weeks from today, might be wrong though.

[TeamHonda401 54]

That has to be one of the strangest injuries I have ever seen, possibly second to Clint Barmes of the Colorado Rockies falling down some stairs carrying a package of deer meat from Todd Helton. Broke his collar bone.

[chippa13 1844]

He should be fine for the start of the season. The worst recently was Erik Johnson screwing himself up getting out of a golf cart.

[team50 20]

I think Rio Ferdinand of Man U/England hurt himself watching TV with his feet up on the coffee table.

[RadioGaGa 162]

Yeah, but that's futbol. Not the best example. What was the injury? Did his foot fall asleep?

[chippa13 1844]

One of the Gramatica brothers hurt himself doing a celebratory jump after a field goal.

[crazyhick 19]

dustin penner threw his back out eating pancakes a little while back. John Graham broke his ankle after falling off a curb

[RadioGaGa 162]

One of the Gramatica brothers hurt himself doing a celebratory jump after a field goal.

A classic

[JR Boucicaut 3801]

Detroit Tigers reliever Joel Zumaya messing up tendons in his wrist playing Guitar Hero is also a strange one...

[beerleaguecaptain 999]

David Price - hurt himself "towelling off."

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/david-price-pulled-spring-training-start-toweling-off-222426610.html

[raptor282 0]

Joel Ward and his hernia. I think we all know what "relieving some stress" means.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/capitals-joel-ward-difficulties-onanism-sports-hernia-surgery-205511998--nhl.html

[fatwabbit 93]

Andy Carroll (ex Liverpool player, thank god we sold him) hurt his thigh falling off a barstool.

[chippa13 1844]

John Grahame lost his shot at the Bruins starting netminder gig kicking a car while drunk.

[hunterphfr 12]

I remember when I was younger Don Cherry going off on the Penguins organization. Mario had just come back after being out for an extensive period of time due to a back injury. Almost immediately upon his return he was back out after reinjuring/straining his back tying his skates. Cherry's point was the Pens should have had/paid someone to tie his skates for him, it would have saved the organization a ton of cash wasted having Mario sidelined again.

[JR Boucicaut 3801]

...which ended up happening anyway in his later years.

[Jason Harris 31]

It is alleged that Larry Bird broke a bone in his hand in a bar fight during the 1985 playoffs. What isn't alleged is he tweaked his back starting his leaf blower, leading Kevin McHale to question whether millionaires should be allowed to do their own leaf blowing.

Wade Boggs wrenched his back pulling on his cowboy boots.

Brian Griese got knocked over by his dog going down the stairs, which was scoffed, but I've nearly wrenched a knee while trying to avoid my cat who was trying to rub against my leg while we were on the stairs.

[Monty22 833]

Similar to the leaf blower Larry Bird Incident, Sakic jacked up his hand in a snow http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/In-the-battle-of-snowblower-vs-Joe-Sakic-snowb?urn=nhl,128200blower . I also remember Leetch breaking his ankle getting out of a taxi http://www.nytimes.com/1993/03/21/sports/hockey-leetch-breaks-his-ankle-in-freak-accident.html ,

[Souldriver 64]

While playing for the Yankees, Wilson Betemit popped up a ball and while trying to run it out he threw his own bat in front of him and stepped on it. I forgot if he sprained his foot or broke a bone but i know he missed a bit of time.

[start_today 770]

Reports are floating around that James Neal hurt himself while playing on ice wiffle ball. (There are also equally credible reports that he didn't hurt himself playing wiffle ball, but we'll ignore those.)

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/did-james-neal-suffer-injury-playing-wiffle-ball-223121855--nhl.html

[RadioGaGa 162]

I saw that video of the Pens ending practice playing ice-baseball when the Pirates made the playoffs. It looked like an injury waiting to happen.

[Nosferatu 8]

Ouch http://news.sky.com/story/418971/scaldin-balls-striker-in-hot-water