Things have actually been going pretty well with hockey. I have a nice routine down at the gym (and elsewhere) practicing hand-eye with a tennis ball and it's been very helpful. My whole body is still pretty slow, but I track the play much better, so until I shed another (x) pounds and get literally lighter, one does what one can.
Yesterday was a good game for the most part - it's pickup, we played for like an hour and a half, I let in a tolerable number of goals for pickup (like 7 or 8?) - excepting near the end.
So I've just covered a shot. Blocked it with my pad and smothered it under my glove. The puck is covered, it is going nowhere, I am in partial tetris position at the post. This one player, though, keeps jamming at my hand. My teammates are trying to get him to stop (bless them) but it's going on forever with no end in sight. Since I really like my hand, I go to poke this guy with my stick, and accidentally prod him in the crotch. Not very hard, but accidentally pegging anybody in the crotch (male or female really) isn't good, and I take full ownership of that. However, his immediate response was to cross-check me in the head. Hard. Then skate off to the bench and bitch to everyone about what I did. I am dizzy at this point, but it's near the end of the game so whatever.
I apologized to him after the game, of course. He did not really apologize to me (there was a "sorry if I hit you", which is bull, because he absolutely hit me), so I'm a little salty about that.
But my play was good, so I feel okay about that at least.